Diary Of Rants

Kugan Ananthan

2009-01-27T18:38:00.003+08:00

Kugan Ananthan. I believe most of you have heard of his name.
He is another case of police brutality in Malaysia.
He was a "suspected" car thief and was interrogated to death!

And IMO the police tried to cover it up by stating his cause of death is due to "water in lungs" after consuming H2O given by police.
WTF, so the water went down the wrong pipe and go into the lungs right?

And now, after the family has claim back the body for a 2nd autopsy, they found external injuries cause by blunt force trauma.

Close-circuit-television cameras (CCTV) were suppose to be place in police station lock-ups many years ago but until now there are still no CCTVs in place. WHY is that you ask? So that it lets them (police) brutalize you and get away with it.

And heck, semi-valued please don't continue being the Mugabe of Malaysia.

US Porn Moguls, Chrysler and Satyam

2009-01-11T22:29:00.003+08:00

"Two porn moguls including Hustler magazine founder Larry Flynt are seeking a five-billion-dollar bailout from Washington, arguing that the limp US economy has thrown cold water on the adult entertainment industry."-AFP
I guess the porn industry isn't resilient to the economic downturn after all. I had a theory which goes along the line of -sex is like food, thus its staple, thus it would not be affected much by the economic downturn.

Chrysler, what can I say, it's in the SHIT. ItLarry Flynt

is in the worst position among the Detroit car makers. The CFO stated that it needs $7 billion every 45 days to pay its suppliers and creditors. Last year, a single Toyota model, the Camry/Solara midsize car, outsold the entire fleet of Chrysler LLC's passenger cars.
Talk about bad.

Satyam, know as the Enron of India might cause PwC to end up like Arthur Anderson. I don't understand how could the audiors from PwC not detect a $1 Billion fraud done by then Chairman, Mr. Ramalinga Raju. PwC had been auditing Satyam for 7 freaking years. An analyst from Merryl Lynch just took 10 days to find out about its accounting irregularities. Talk about a shitty job done.
In 2007, Mr. Raju was named Entrepreneur of the Year by Ernst and Young. Its a highly prestigious award given by EY.The Legendary Fraudster, Mr Ramalinga Raju

PS: Tax computation is so boring!~

Boxing

2008-12-23T22:32:00.008+08:00

Always had an interest in boxing, but lately i've been crazy about it.
I don't understand what pushes a man to go through such intense training regime. All those training for just that tiny tiny chance of achieving glory. Kinda reminds me about gladiators.
Waking up at 5 am in the morning to jog, then train, then jog some more and then train again till night.
Its even more difficult when a boxer wants to lose weight to go down a weight class. Some extreme diets only contain drinking water 3 days before the weight-in.

For every 1 Muhammad Ali or Sugar Ray Leonard, there would be a 100 unknowns.

My current favourite boxer, Manny Pacquiao aka Pac-Man aka Mexicutioner. This guy is a legend, currently the best pound for pound boxer. "Pound for pound" is a term to describe the best boxer if every boxer were in the same weight-class, as no matter how good a featherweight boxer is he can never take on a heavyweight boxer.
Pac Man with ArroyoAll lean muscles, no fats here people.

Manny Pacquiao just celebrated his 30th birthday. His guest of honour even include Arroyo, the President of Philippines. He is a legend in Phillipines, it is said that when he fights, rebels would put down their guns, robbers would take a day off and the daily routine of Fillipinos would stop to just watch him fight.

He just added Oscar Dela Hoya aka the Golden Boy in boxing to his impressive boxing record. It was a major upset as he was labelled the underdog before the match.

Another boxer to look out for is British Ricky Hatton. It would be a dream match for Pac Man to go against Ricky Hatton.
But Ricky Hatton is also known as Ricky Fatton, due to his excessive drinking and eating.
If it really happens, my money is on Pac Man!
Ricky Hatton, currently the best boxer in Britian and one of the best in the world.

But the one man whom i want to see fight again is Floyd Mayweather Jr. One of the best boxers who belong to our generation. Our dads had Muhammad Ali, our older siblings had Mike Tyson / Holyfield. We have/had Floyd Mayweahter Jr. But sadly he retired last year, at the young age of 30. His record is impressive, 39 Fights/39 Wins/25 KOs/0 Losses, he was the best pound for pound boxer before he retired.
He have defeated both Ricky Hatton and Oscar Dela Hoya before, but he has never met Manny Pacquiao. It would be awesome to see the both of them fight it out.Floyd Mayweather Jr. aka Pretty Boy Floyd (in my opinion the king of boxing, after Pac Man of course)

PS: Holyfield should retire, i know he wanted to make history to become the oldest heavyweight champion at the age of 46 but honestly, i think what kept him going was the child support he has to pay which amounts to $500,000 for 11 of his children (from marriages and affairs) and the upkeep of his 100 over bedroom castle which was almost taken from him earlier this year.

To Mike and Holyfield, your time has passed, be like Lennox Lewis, a real champion in life and in the ring.

Till Next time, I'll see you in the boxing gym

RANTS RANTS!

2008-12-19T00:22:00.003+08:00

JERIT (Oppressed People Network)
The Police Cheif Abu Bakar's statement that the reason why they arrested the cyclist were that they were acting to "SAVE" the underage, mistreated, naive, teenagers that were participating.
WOAH Abu Bakar, cyclying sure is dangerous.
Whereas in NS children no older than the ones you try to "SAVED" are being thought how to use machine guns.
Utter rubbish.
This "kids" are so much more aware and I strongly believe they know what they were participating in.
Please, if you wanna come up with an excuse. COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER!

Judical Appointments Commission Bill
This supposely new an improve way of choosing judges was suppose to bring INTEGRITY back into our Judical system.
But look, the Prime Minister is given the power to SELECT nominees for the JAC!
What change is that?
Changing the tupperware of a rotten meat to a newer more pleasant looking one does not make the meat any less rotten than it already is.

SIGH!
We want REAL CHANGES!

PS: I'm quite sure working in an Accounting Firm is not what i want. Currently doing an internship with EY tax department and everything is so structured and COST CONSCIOUS!
I need something which gives me autonomy and revenue chasing!
Anyone in Damansara Heights (HELP Area) give me a call for lunch (:

The Hypocrasy of the West

2008-09-24T14:57:00.005+08:00

I remembered so vividly when Malaysia was slam for banning short-selling. "Uncompetitive, communist market, discouraging foreign direct investments, etc,"

The recent decision by the states to ban short-selling on 700+ shares just show how bloody hypocrite the west is. "Its for the greater good that we are doing this," they say. Both Republicans and Democratic say the measure is necessary so that the market doesn't fail.
Sigh, isn't democracy and the efficient market all about letting the market decide whether a firm survives or fail?
Now with a 700 billion USD bailout being in mulled, I really wonder where does the US get that amount of money? Already they are the world's largest debtor and now with an extra 700 billion USD deficit, how they hell are they going to finance it? Maybe the oil money from Iraq =P

Even here in Australia "naked" short-selling is being ban.
Lehman Brothers, Merrly Lynch, Bear Sterns, HBOS, and countless other smaller state banks in the States have been casualty so far. AIG might have also became one of the victims of this subprime crisis if not for the US government decision to bail AIG out and provide liquidity to them.

Ah, plenty of fat, arrogant, overpaid bankers are now out of jobs and their wealth wiped out. My heart goes out to all of them, remember bankers, its all about karma.

Picture of the day:
Your future ethical Investment Banker.

ISA???

2008-09-14T21:23:00.002+08:00

The UMNO Party is going to the DOGS!
Using the Internal Security Act (ISA) on a reporter? Only in Malaysia can you arrest someone for their safety.

According to our lovely Home Minister Syed Hamid (whom is a total retard) police received information that Sin Chew Daily reporter Tan Hoon Cheng life had been threatened and therefore, instead of putting her under police custody, and having patrols in her neighbourhood, they decide to detain her under ISA? Come on, its bloody ridiculous.
What about the life of Ahmad Ismail? Why not put him under ISA too as the millions and millions of Chinese people would definately be after his blood.

UMNO is fearing for Septermber 16 and they would go to drastic measures to make sure it won't happen.

Advice to the other partys in Barisan Nasional, GET OUT and get out fast.

Dangers of Blogs

2008-06-29T17:03:00.006+08:00

The dangers of blogs.
My boss Googles my name, and the other intern's name. I believe it becomes the practice of most firms out there. So thank goodness i have nothing personal or derogatory written down here.
I found out my boss manage to stumble onto one of my colleague's blogs and what was written in there wasn't exactly nice -_-
So guys, please remember to protect your privacy!

I have a question which i hope someone could enlighten me. What makes a book canon to the bible and what doesn't? I.E. why is the book of Enoch not included in the bible? The book of Enoch shows the downfall of Lucifer but non of the books in the bible do. So yes, the burning question is, what makes certain books canon to the bible and certain books non-canon or heresy?

Picture of the day:Vancouver Island

The Government did the right thing.

2008-06-05T21:10:00.002+08:00

Abdullah did the right thing, never thought he would have to guts to do it. REAL inflation is at an all time high, please don't take whatever number reported by Bank Negara as the real inflation cause its bullshit. If the government had not done anything, and continue to subsidize fuel, electricity & commodities, a repeat of 98 would happen. And heck once again Malaysian economy would be left behind compare to the other Asian countries.

Now is the perfect time for the government to cut all subsidies and lift ceiling prices when everyone else in the region is doing it. It surprise me that Abdullah made such an unpopular BUT NECESSARY move. Kudos goes to him. Although the lay person on the street might not understand it and complain, it was the right thing to do for the Malaysian economy, for the sake of keeping the economy competitive.
There are jokes about our Malaysian fisherman whom gets M$2.5k diesel subsidy a month and instead of fishing, they just sell diesel to Thailand. Our fishermen have forgotten how to fish.

And then there is the Independent Power Producers (IPP) whom have a one sided deal with Tenaga Bhd which requires Tenaga to buy electricity from them even when the price is much higher than the cost needed for Tenaga to produce the electricity, or even when Tenaga has ample electricity. All these one sided deals was done under the previous administration. And the contract didn't had a renegotiation clause so the only way to balance things out and be fair is to slap those IPP with windfall taxes. Once again, KUDOS Abdullah.

Overall, all these subsidies cuts and lifting of ceiling price would definitely make Malaysia more competitive.
And which Vietnam being one of the worst performing markets this year (54% drop in their market) and Pakistan suffering too, foreign direct investments (FDI) would definitely increase in Malaysia.

But yes people, its burdensome, but in the long-run it will be worth it, a caveat though, the government should be very transparent with where the money from subsidies are going. A good idea is the construction sector as its suffering from high commodity price.
AND BLOODY HELL. TIME TO MAKE PETRONAS STATEMENTS PUBLIC! God knows how much went to Abdullah's and Mathatir's cronies.

Of Work

2008-06-01T20:54:00.004+08:00

I know i haven't been updating for awhile now. Sorry folks, work has been way too hectic. My working hours at JP Morgan Chase is 7am to 8 something. So yeah, can't really find the time to update.

Will write a longer update when I have the time. Till next time!! Oh yeah, and whoever is in Malaysia and would like to meet up, i'm free on the weekends, text/call me.

Goodbyes Ain't Easy

2008-05-18T11:24:00.004+08:00

Ah, Vancouver what a beautiful city. Lots of greens and beautiful architecture, a mixture of nature and urbanization. Weather there is also slightly better than Toronto, taxes is also much lower- making shopping and eating cheaper, to top it off, they have a huge ass park as big as the city, what is there not to love about Vancouver. No wonder it is always rated among the top 3 most livable cities in the world.
No, I'm not going to miss Vancouver much. I don't really care about living in one of the most livable cities in the world or a shit hole like Zimbabwe what i would miss is you guys. Even until the last moment before i step foot on the plane all of you thought I was happy to leave and get on with my life. All your tearful goodbyes seem like they were falling on deaf ears. I acted like I was okay, like it was just another phase in life, like i know so well that people come and go and i am already ready for it. Well, I thought I was until i realize i wont be seeing you guys again. And then it dawn on me, you guys were like family, an awesome bunch, people that i would like to have life long contacts with, even thought the only friend i have a life long contact with is Ian (my best friend).

These 5 months of just hanging out, eating and traveling together had made us tight. I really appreciate the company, the laughters, the jokes and would greatly miss all of them. Too bad none of you would ever know how I really feel. All those stupid pictures that we took in Vancouver and all those Camwhore pictures would always bring a smile to my face.
I would miss taking group pictures together when old couples would ask us to say "Cheese" and we would laugh because it sounded so bloody corny and old school.
And not to mention our larger group which is also filled with awesome people.
On that faithful day, at the eleventh hour, i decided to skip my class and was given the opportunity to meet you guys, it was one of the best decisions that iIve made here in Toronto. So now, we would be going our separate ways, each returning to our own countries, who knows this may or may not be the end. Maybe just maybe, one day we would all meet up again somewhere. When the time comes on that day, drinks are on me. In the mean time, i guess this is when we say our goodbyes. Continue having an awesome time traveling the west coast, how i wish i am there with you guys. But I'm always too practical, always was and always will be, I chose doing my internship over spending more time with the bunch of you. Maybe i should have taken Serena's advice and be less practical this time around. Until the next time we meet again, goodbye.
But i take solace in knowing that i would be returning to things that i love. My family, Serena, my friends and good old Melbourne where the sun is bright and sunny. I can't believe i wrote such an emo post, usually i'm only comfortable bearing my heart and soul to Serena and maybe a few close friends.

Picture of the day:
I'm still strong alright. Don't mess with me.
PS: My work at JP Morgan starts at 7.15 and ends at 6. Oh boy, things are going to be rough.

DONE!

2008-05-08T03:18:00.005+08:00

I'm finally done with my exams! DONE NO MORE WEEEE~~

So let me tell you about how my week has been other than studies.

I watched Harold and Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay and honestly its my first time seeing Punani being display on the big screen, no wonder its rated R.

Perverseness aside, the show was hilarious, and i enjoyed it.

On my way back from the show.

Gus, "Hey Jian, look to your left."

Turns to my left and what I saw was also another first.

A guy giving another guy a blow job, and 3 voyeurs enjoying the show, or waiting for their turn, i can't tell. Its like, they weren't stealthy at all. I have nothing against gays and blow jobs, but please do it somewhere more discreet not at the corner of the park which is so visible. But i guess, that's why Toronto is known as one of the most tolerant places in the world, giving a public blow job WON'T land you in jail.

You see this everywhere you go. Positive Space.

PS:Changed my blog skin, I was going to go for something other than the one supplied by blogspot but i just can't get it right. I keep getting it all messed up. Maybe you someone can teach me. Going to get a chatterbox soon again, in the mean time, use the comments (:

Of Gym

2008-04-30T10:37:00.006+08:00

Ah, so 3 exams down, 2 more to go. It seems that every student in my residence is done with exams and its only me being cooped up in my room studying day and night-_-

Just outside, students play toilet horse shoe, touch football, or just hanging out. It gets pretty hard to concentrate -___- But today, it was cold and gloomy, I never though I would be grateful for a gloomy day (:

My routine has been study, sleep & gym. Speaking about gym, how many of you guys wanted to chat up that hot guy/girl at your local gym? Well here are some lines to help you out (the work below is not mine and has been taken out from a fitness blog).

To chat up a hot guy at the gym.

“You got a new iPod. Should I get the 10 gig or the 30 gig?”
“Can you close the bracelet for me?”
“Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?”
“Do you think that class instructor good?”
“Can you teach me how to use this machine?”
“Do you know any workout to reduce the breast size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.”
“I never do this, but I think you’re cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.”
“That’s a stain on my bra top, isn’t obvious?” (pointing to the breast)
“They say missionary position help men to work out the chest and triceps, is it true?
“Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?”

To chat up a hot girl at the gym.

“Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.”
“Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.”
“I’m afraid that I have to ask you to leave. Your sexy body is making other girls here look really bad.”
“Can I take your picture with my camera phone? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what I want for this Christmas.”
“I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.”
“Are your legs tired? You have been running in my mind all day.”
“I’ve got a 6 inch tongue and please teach me how to use it.”
“Hello. If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe?”
“Hi, my name’s [name]. Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight.”
“Nice legs you have! What time do they open?”

Picture of the day:Serena and Daydream (: Just 2 more months <3

Of Residence Life.

2008-04-20T12:19:00.005+08:00

I don't know how could people study here in residence. Just when you are in the mood to study, you look outside and you see people just hanging out in the quad, playing ultimate frisbie and soccer. Its almost impossible to have to will to continue studying. So residence life has almost come to an end. How do i find it? It's been heck of an experience. My dining hall, doesn't it look like something out of Harry Potter movies?
Another hilarious on-going thing in my residence is the problem with washroom. My floor has 2 really smelly people. One of them is an one athlete so he constantly smells like sweat. Another has a bowel problem or something cause her poo smells really horrible, its like the worst smelling poo ever. It takes a day to get rid of the smell. Because of that i use the washroom at the end of the corridor (there are a total of 4 bathrooms). And then at that bathroom there is a war brewing. Girls and guys have separated their bathroom due to complaints about each other's bad habit.This is the guy's bathroom. As you can see it says, "Penises' Washroom".
And the other washroom says, "Vaginas' washrooms (and Jian)" Apparently I got a vagina -_-

Then there is the whole missing food scandal that require Bucci (the don) to take some measures.
"The floor has gone missing, if this persists the Don will take action to stop this from happening in the future"

But it wasn't much of a use.Lol.

I'll also miss people leaving messages on my door.

Gatehouse, Phoenix for life.

Long-distance has been tough for Serena and me. I wish someone would write a book on how to get through it and come up with a magic fix. We are more sensitive and things are harder, but disagreement after disagreement we are still together (: And 2 more months and 10 days till i see you again. Love you.

Of Interview and Ice Hockey

2008-04-16T10:38:00.008+08:00

Finally had my JP Morgan Chase & Co. telephone interview today. it was suppose to be yesterday but due to a series of unfortunate events it was postponed to today.
The guy went easy on me I think, he mainly focus on basic questions like where are you studying, when are you coming back, etc?
Hehehe, he was kinda confuse with my whole exchange thing. He thought I was in Australia and he got a shock when i told him it will take me 2 days to fly back.

He just asked me a few finance questions and a little about JP Morgan Chase and what do i expected out of it.
So now, i will be awaiting my forms which i have to fill up so they could run a background check on me to see whether i am a potential terrorist (:
Keeping my finger's crossed, hopefullyeverything goes smoothly.

When To see Ice Hockey last Sunday and i must say it was intense!
Brutal knocks and trips. Damn referee, why must you break-up so many potential fights when we the crowd were chanting "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!"

Thats the Marlies Mascot!

The game, we lost 3-4. It seems that every game i watch, the team that i support always end up losing.

Merchandises from the game. Hockey Shirt, Finger and cheering kit.

Zaheer from UAE found something useful to do with them.
He is trying to compensate for something-_- Thank goodness he doesn't know i blog.

PS:Thank you dear, for calming me down and giving me words of encouragement for my telephone interview <3

of Sufiah Yusof

2008-04-08T00:15:00.007+08:00

I believe all of you in Malaysia have heard about Sufiah Yusof the math genius turned math teacher turned call girl.
Here is a little background information for from her.

The 23-year-old Sufiah, who passed her Maths A-level when she was only 12, was enrolled at St Hilda’s College in Oxford a year later.
She was working as an administrative assistant earning £16,000 (RM102,400) a year in Manchester when, about four months ago in a bar, she was asked by an “immaculate lady in a designer suit” to become an escort.
She found the offer appealing because she was running up debts of about £3,500 (RM22,400) in rent and credit card expenses.
“I have studied so intensely for so many years, I wanted to have some fun,” said Sufiah, whose Pakistani father Farooq Yusof forced her to study day and night.
The father is now in jail for sexually assaulting two pupils.
She sent her photographs to an escort website and the agency listed her. A few days later, she was offered a client.

“I hate this stereotype society has of escorts as being exploited. It is so far from the truth. My clients treat me like a princess. One guy took me shopping on Bond Street. He bought me a beautiful black Gucci dress for £300 (RM1,920) and then took me to Selfridges, where I could pick a handbag I liked.”Sufiah chose a £600 (RM3,840) Gucci clutch and later that night, she repaid him for his generosity .

Goodness, do they want call guys too? according to News Of The World, a UK tabloid, she earns up to 1000 Pounds a night. That is ridiculously high -_- Higher than Spitzer call girl -__- So the Star had a picture of her. Take a look

So typical of the Star to show such an unflattering image of her. Check out what the News of the World's picture of her was
Now, now, control boys.
But its sad how a math prodigy can turn into a call girl. Its just not fair to heap so much pressure on a 13 year old, being sent to St Hilda's College in a foreign land at the age of 13 when all your friends are going through puberty buying their first bra.

How has my week been you ask? Busy, busy, assignments and exams being around the corner, and studying in a geek school does not make it any better. Apparently U of T is the best school in Canada.

Pictures of the day:That is a sleeping China Man in the art gallery, i sneaked behind him to pose, i reckon i drooled a little (:We are so cute! Kawaii -_-
The real cutie (: miss you girlfriend. <3

Of being ripped.

2008-04-05T09:33:00.009+08:00

Introducing Ryan Reynolds, not only do I think he is one of Hollywoods most versatile actor, Van Vilder (comedy), Definitely Maybe (Romance) and Blade Trinity (Action) and now he is going to star as Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. He is now my official goal during my workouts. I'm almost there =P Hannibal King.
Check out those abs. He does his abs first before any other exercise. At one point, the paparazzi thought he had ab implants, I don't blame them.
He hits the gym 4 times a week each day doing a major muscle-Chest, Back, Arms and Legs.
Not only did he gain 20 pounds (9kg) he cut his body fat from 11% to 3%. Men's Health. Drool girls, drool.

But honestly Asian girls don't like ripped guys. Asian girls likeBad shape. -_-''

Of Discrimination

2008-03-28T14:12:00.004+08:00

Ketuanan Melayu (for Malay supremacy or Malay dominance) is the racist belief that the Malay people are the "tuan" (masters) of

Malaysia

. The Chinese and Indians who form a significant minority in Malaysia, are considered beholden to the Malays for granting them citizenship in return for special privileges as set out in Article 153 of the Constitution of Malaysia. The concept of ketuanan Melayu is usually referenced by politicians, particularly those from UMNO, the most influential political party in

Malaysia

. Infamous politicians like Najib and Hishammudin are guilty of this at the highest level.

NEP
In 2006, a major dispute arose when the Asian Strategic and Leadership Institute (ASLI) issued a report calculating Bumiputra-held equity at 45% — a stark difference from the official figure of 18.9%. Criticism came swift saying it was fabricated. Okay then what about this?

In 1997 University of Malaya study had calculated the Bumiputra share of equity to stand at 33.7%, using par value. Let me break it to you guys. YOUR INTRA-EQUITY is fucked up and it has nothing to do with the other races. Approve Permits and what-nots, its your own doing, so clean up your own mess and stop blaming the Chinese for taking away your wealth.

So where am i getting at? To all my friends who have turn 21 please vote and be heard. Can't wait to turn 21 this year =PMarcel's 24th

Picture of the day:You look absolutely adorable. I love you, don't kill me (:

Sick -_-

2008-03-19T06:47:00.006+08:00

Roar, I'm sick, I hate being sick in such a cold country. Roar, I want my parents and Serena, I'm such a baby.

So the PM decided to cut down the number of Ministers in the Cabinet and require all Minister and Deputy Minister to declare all their assets. My dear, PM its already too late, like they say "nasi sudah menjadi bubur," And will Perak become an Islamic state? WTF, my Grandmother stays there -_-

And now for the Blue Mountain Trip.
We started every enthusiastic, wooooo! Getting up early to head to the Mountain.

But things got a little complicated when our tire got puncture. It was terrible, take a look at the tire. And to make matters worst, our rented car didn't have a JACK to lift the car up and fix the wheel, so we had to wait for a mechanic who took his freaking sweet time to come.

But it was still pretty fun. Snowboard from 3pm till 9pm at night. Snowboarding at night is a whole new experience.

PS:I'm still feeling sick, I want Serena.

A semi-neutral view on the election result and a drunk friend

2008-03-09T10:02:00.006+08:00

Today is one of the happiest days of my life. The opposition won 5 states. Kedah, Penang, Perak, Kelantan and SELANGOR are all now opposition states. Barisan National (BN) has also been denied a 2/3 majority in the Parliment. That is something to be happy about.

Through out the years, the Malaysian constitution have been change so many times that if our founding fathers were to see it, they probably wouldn't even recognize it (to amend the constitution one would require 2/3 of the Parliament votes).

Now let me comment on some of the contestants.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi

I don't hate him, I reckon because of him this year's election has been rather "democratic", unlike previous election. But I personally feel he is not cut out to be PM, he is too weak and indecisive. He likes saying "let the rakyat decide" but in fact is too chicken to make choices that is necessary and unpopular.

He says he value's freedom of speech but blacks out the infamous BERSIH protest although the event was featured in CNBC, CNN Reuters and Al Jazeera.

And of course there is the "how corrupt is he" issue. Come on, he got a boat for FREE from Ananda Krishnan, doesn't that speak volumes?

Our PM is also guilty of cronyism (trust me, I got this from someone who is a government contractor). But I guess all Prime Ministers are corrupt to a certain extend.

Najib Tun Razak

Our Deputy Prime Minister is a joke. He shouldn't have even be allowed to contest. The Mongolian woman scandal, and how he says he wants to bath the keris with Chinese blood. Seriously, he should just be expelled from the party if UMNO knows whats good for them.

Ong Ka Ting

President of MCA.I know he didn't run this election but here is my 2 cents about him. He is like the PM's lap dog. PM ask him to stand, he stand, ask him to sit, he sit. Fighting for Chinese rights? what a joke. The non-Malays have less right now than they have 50 years ago.

Chan Kong Choi

Neither was he in the line up. Would love to comment but shall not out of respect for a friend of mine.

Sammy Vellu

About time he lost, hahaha, about time. Arrogant guy, only looking out for himself. Too busy taking care of 3 wives until he neglects the Indian population. Honestly, open your eyes, the Hindraf gathering was your wake up call but you choose to ignore it and say that "The majority of the Indian population doesn't feel the same."

Jeff Ooi

The famous blogger, I didn't expect him to win but he won. Honestly, although I'm happy that DAP won the seat I personally think blogging is his forte but not politics. But he might surprise us all. Lets see to it that he keeps his promise to open up more Chinese primary school in Penang.

Anwar Ibrahim

Pretty unlucky not to be able to participate in this years election. But truth to be told, I don't really fancy him either. During his early political career, he was extremely Pro-Malay, everything is for Malays and Malays deserve to rule Msia. Now, just because he was kicked out of UMNO he decided to appeal to "Malaysians". But maybe his time in prison change his perception or something. How genuine and sincere is he, I guess that is something we would never know.

ON Another unrelated issue. I had one of the hardest laugh I ever had in a long time. All names have been change.

Puck, "Guys, she hates me, she fucking hates me." walks in while chucking a full bottle of vodka down his throat.

Zack, "Hey she doesn't hate you but you should forget about her, like seriously,"

Puck,"Her mom fucking loves me, her brother too, and her mom puts my shoes in her room,"

Chucks another gulp down.

"Our kids will be very beautiful"

Em," Hey you freak her out enough already, honestly, don't tell her that"

Zack,"Seriously, who cares if her mom loves you, its not like you going to hook up with her,"

Pucks,"She fucking hates me,"

A few moments later,

Em,"Hey guys, he is feeling me up" (touching her boobs)

Zack and I ran over and drag him off. And sends him to his room.

Puck starts putting his hand in his pants. By this time he has finished the whole bottle of Vodka.

Puck," Zack would you show me your boobs so that i can wank off?"

He starts rubbing his hand in his pants.

Zack,"What the fuck Puck, I swear if I see that thing I will so hit you, put it AWAY"

Throws a blazer on Puck's pants.

What was I doing? I was laughing so hard the whole time.

What a night. Apparently he was still running around at 4am. Poor Zack, didn't see him for lunch nor dinner today.

Picture of the day:

This is soooo cute. Love you dear.

Of Skyloft

2008-03-04T05:52:00.005+08:00

Last week was my first time snowboarding in Canada, and I was so excited. I expected all the Mountains to be like Whistler In British Columbia. But the mountain-Skyloft was a joke. Imagine groom snow on a BLACK RUN? For those who don't know anything about the colour of the slopes, a Green Circle is the beginner slope, follow by a Blue Square which is an intermediate slope and finally a Black Diamond which is for professionals. It might vary in different countries, E.G. in most of Europe they have a Red which is in between Blue and Black.

So let me tell you about Skyloft. It has only ONE ski lift and all the slopes are groomed. They only difficulty difference between the colours are due to the steepness and not due to obstacles etc. So one can look very good going down a Black Diamond. A friend of mine was Recording us Ski/Snowboard. Doesn't that speak volumes?

But I'm not saying that it sucks, its a very nice place to pick up snowboarding/skiing or improve your skills in jumps lol. The snow is powdery and non-icy and it doesn't hurt when you fall, at least not as much =P

Oh but this wasn't an incident free trip for me, while exciting the ski lift as shown below

I bump into a little girl who ran across to meet her instructor. I tried my very best to stop and minimize the impact. But i guess the size difference is too large. Remember kids, always look both ways before crossing.Naren(left) and Wiebka(middle) have never snowboard before and they did an amazing job for first timers.

Antione(right) is the crazy motherf**ker who video taped us going down the slopes. "I ski in the Alps, this is too easy, makes me look good."

Being the only Snowboarder of the group, I constantly got harass by 6 skiers to hurry up and strap on.

Heading to Blue Mountains this weekend and its said to be at least 10 times better than the last one. They probably would have more ski lifts =P Till next time!

Biology

2008-02-28T11:18:00.003+08:00

"Biology is killing me. If I was a science student I wouldn't find it that hard but since I'm doing arts its bloody tough."

"Oh you're not doing SCIENCE? WTF are you taking biology for?"

"Hey hey, I have an interest in biology, its just hard to study thats all. Anyway this is America, The land of opportunity and dreams."

(What opportunity if you're studying French, Biology and Human equality)

Only in America.

PS: Still have one more mid-term to go.

Pre and Post-Montreal

2008-02-21T12:53:00.010+08:00

Pre-Montreal
2 mid-terms and 1 assignment in the week. Guess School is kicking into the high gears now =_=''
Bad shape.

Rejected an opportunity to go to a Frat party, not just a Frat party but a LINGERIE Frat party. I won't want Serena to go to a Sorority Party with guys in their boxes and stuff so yeah, its only right (: Love you dear (:

Montreal
Let the pictures do the talking.Penguins are Cool.My first time seeing penguins! weeeePeter and JianEva and Jian

Marcel, Wiebka & Jian
This was kinda cool~ lol
Some pictures i find appeasing

Churches
Ropes in the Room. Kinky =_=''Being Chinese!

Fidel Castro stepping down, Mussaraf joining him soon, so much to read. Till next time guys!!

Picture of the TripElectrifying!

Of NBA, Letters and Weather

2008-02-11T13:33:00.000+08:00

2nd best thing that happened this week! Got tickets to see the Toronto Raptors against SAN ANTONIO SPURS! hehehehe its tomorrow at 7pm. Tony Parker, please bring your girlfriend- Eva Longoria, along =P

Best thing that happened this week, receiving a mail from my girlfriend (:

In winter, the North Pole ranges from -26 Degrees to -46 Degrees, with an average of -34 Degrees.

Today, in Toronto, its -31 Degrees with windchill. I think I can handle the North Pole =)

Snow, Edison the Playboy, Tartu

2008-02-02T03:32:00.000+08:00

Class got canceled on Friday due to snowstorm. Sweet. Never had something like this happened to me before. It was thick!

Edison Chen's sexual exploits with various female celebrities were leaked to the public. Gillian Chung, Cecilia Cheung, and Bobo Chan (what a name, Hong Kong actors and their names). Sorry no pictures would be posted as the Hong Kong authorities warn that they would catch all those circulating the pictures. (Go find your porno somewhere else)

Lingam Lingam, "I talk rubbish when I drink wine" Come on, you expect us to believe that? We all know that Indians have God-like alcohol tolerance. Drunk on wine??

"It looks like me, sounds like me, but i would not say its 100% me" By far the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

Decided on an investment strategy for my Project. We are going to invest in oil and gold due to the weakening dollar and banking that the market heads to a full blown recession. (Obviously i prefer the market NOT to be heading to a recession cause then, i would have less spending money and my job opportunities would shrink, its so not worth it for a project)
We are going to hedge the portfolio by buying ETFs in the share market cause the only way the price of gold and oil would drop is if the bull market suddenly appears again.
No other commodities would be invested in as we feel that commodities like cement would fall as the economy heads to a recession and the demand for buildings, e.g. houses would drop.
Any recommendation to further improve this investment strategy would be greatly appreciated.

Being buried in snow, damn it was cold.

@ Tartu, it was crazy. There were at least >80 odd people gathered in such a small place.

Of 420

2008-01-27T14:11:00.000+08:00

Learn something new today.

Its called 420. In Toronto on April 20th, thousands and thousands of people would gather at Queen's Park (a park very close to my college) and smoke weed.

Like what the f**k man. I know weed is a very common thing in the western civilization but hey, its not like Toronto is Armsterdam. So it's still illegal to posses weed here, but the authorities just turn a blind eye to it.

So i'm gonna mark my calander on April the 20th and see how it all goes down (:

@Korean Barbeque

I did all the cooking, cause they just ended up burning everything.

The crew.

Till next time.

Of things to remember and investments

2008-01-23T12:29:00.000+08:00

When crossing the road in Canada remember to look left first then right (almost got hit today).

Becareful of icy areas while walking (don't want to tumble down like a fool do we?)

When a sign says "Caution: falling ice" remember to take it seriously =_=.

Zara jackets can't do jack shit in winter (really tempted to get an eskimo's jacket).

Pray that it snows everyday during winter (the temperature when it snows is around -10 degrees with wind chill, and if it doesn't snow the temperature is around -23 with wind chill. Something to do with the pressure. Go wiki it).

Halls food make your fart and poop smells funny (might be due to the high consumption of meat maybe?)

Gay cowboys have a short-life span. The joker is dead, 1 for batman 0 for the joker ( I seriously think he was one of the better actors around, we salute you Heath Ledger)

I like my investment professor. I think he is a brillant man, not to mention a funny one too. Did you know that stocks in the long-run has the same risk as Treasury bills (T-bills) and Bonds? When i say in the long-run i mean 15 years+

And that the average return of stocks is 20%, much higher compare to T-bills and bonds. All this is according to Jeremy Siegel, not my professor mind you ( if he did all that research and came out with that he won't be teaching right?)

With that all said, thus my professor is an aggressive investor, 100% stocks. I don't know how he does it but he have balls. He says he practice what he preach.I mean imagine if you have a portfolio worth 500,000. The market drop by 6% that would cause you to lose 30,000. That takes balls.

Now i'm really interested in finance, in one and a half years time i'll graduate and would be earning my own money. I reckon its time to start researching and what-nots (: A friend of mine suggested gambling, ( he is a year older than me and he is already investing) he says that when you invest you have to be prepared to lose money and not let the chicken little inside you take control of you. Btw, he just got an internship with Credit Suisse.

On to something more interesting, I almost freeze to death while visiting some lake i couldn't even remember the name of.

Braves souls who was foolish enough to venture out when the weather was -23 degrees with windchill.

Picture of the day:

Love you dear (:

@rooms and Rodriguez

2008-01-19T13:13:00.001+08:00

There are times when you just feel like going, "What the heck why don't i just update my blog with pictures!" And today is just one of those days >.< That's the guy thats going home to Argentina. It's his party.

They were doing that while going "Ole, ole ole!" Argentinians are LOUD>.< This is a very patriotic Mexican and a very drunk one.

Oh they started stripping because a song about Maradona was on. Imagine us stripping when a song about P.Ramlee is on =_=''

@GreenRoom

I LOVE MY CHICKEN WINGS!

Till next time! I promise i would blog about something meaningful!

Week 2~

2008-01-17T08:45:00.000+08:00

Its -1 degrees today and I'm happy. Hehehe, its one of the warmer days of winter (It usually around -10 deg).

I'm in my 2nd week of class and what do I observed?

University of Toronto (UofT) is HUGE, like 3 times bigger than University of Melbourne. The amount of walking you do could make you a model in days. (Results may vary depending on food intake) =P

I hardly see and drunks around, maybe the weather is too cold, or maybe people here are just nicer or Maybe both.

China people are treated as equals. I mean honestly in Melbourne they get bullied cause they can't speak English. But the locals here actually take the initiative and communicate with them. They try so hard to understand them. And because of that, talking to a 2nd year China student ( i use China not Chinese to aviod confusion) is like talking to probably a China student whom have been staying in Melbourne for 5 years.

Toronto have 3 China towns, 1 Korean town, 1 Indian town, and I Italy town. Talk about diversity. The majority of asian locals here are Korean decent.

Toronto have a community call LGBTQ. I am not joking, it stands for Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transexual and Queer community. Thats how tolerant the community is. I entered a church the other day and they provide an evening service just for gay people. Interesting....

Halls has been pretty fun, going out, meeting new people... its definately easier to integrate here. (:

Recession is coming, the Canada stock market dropped again, and so did the Australian stock market. Beginning to have an interest in the business side of the world (usually ignores the business section of all the newspaper i read). But I realize that in a year and a half time, i would graduate. I would be earning my own money. I would be supporting myself. And its a dog eat dog world out there, every corner lurks someone who would ask you to hand over your money for them to invest in ETC ETC. Like Warren buffet say "Rule no.1: Never lose money, rule no.2: Never forget rule no.1"

Roar time for some investment homework!

Picture of the day:

The Niagara Falls. Its not as magnificent as on the discovery channel though =P

Toronto, Singapore, Malaysia

2008-01-13T00:15:00.000+08:00

Canada or at least Toronto is very tolerant. I find that i integrate better here compare to Melbourne. A friend of mine says that the locals here are more confident thus they approach you and say hello. People here are pretty friendly too, a big "how do you do?", "May i help you?" are pretty common. Not to mention i hardly see an drunkards around, maybe is due to the cold weather?

Halls life have been not too bad, it took me a few days to adjust though. I'm not used to sharing bathrooms and stuff so yeah, took me a few days to adjust. My hall, Burwash Gatehouse is LEGENDARY. It use to be an all male residence but since this Semester, they change it to a co-ed residences. This is due to a number of pranks, one which involved a snow penis and a cooked pig's head.

She says i look ugly >.<

Nuria from Luxembourg, Julia from Spain, Jian from Melbourne?

Everything is going fine, but i miss Serena >.<

Down in Singapore.

Lalat infesting Genting

With a bat

New year's eve dinner

Picture of the day:

This is family (:

Back to Blogging!!!

2007-11-24T21:42:00.000+08:00

I'M back!
Exams are finally over. So how am I spending my time?
lets see:

Buying chocolates and whatnots
Helping my girlfriend pack condoms =_='' (she's volunteering so I am just helping her to pack 14 hours worth of condoms)
Getting ready to go to Toronto in January for a semester
Spending time with my Dearest (:

Just 2 weeks before i lost my temper and a tram driver had to bear the brunt of it. It was terrible, it was like one of those scenes you see when a drunkard is just swearing and cursing. Not to justify myself, but that tram driver was bloody rude, (probably think that cause i'm Asian he has the right to be rude or something, too bad i was having a bad bad bad day). My friends were on the tram and the after effect was humiliating. >.<

A few shout-outs, happy birthday Jo and Yien!
Happy Birthday Jo!!Dharen and Jo

Happy Birthday Yien!Jaslyn =P

Picture of the day:Brought the Melbourne University jumper! Hey Toronto, i'm from Melb Uni (:

Of Great Ocean Road

2007-09-23T17:55:00.000+08:00

Great Ocean Road, left at 8am and return at 7.30 pm, well, what can I say about it, the view is awesome but too bad I ain't a scenic kinda guy but heck, my girlfriend is, and if she's having fun and enjoying herself...why not (:

The only complaint is the windy roads that almost made Serena and I puke =P

And because we wanted to save some cash we join a SPECIAL TOUR aka China tour, Ni Men Hao!!! Man, it wasn't so bad, not only did we get to save some cash but we got to brush up our Mandrin too =_='' the only downside is the bus kinda stink, well I'm not saying its them, maybe the bus haven't been wash in a long time >.<

"I can push a Mountain!"

"I'm stronger than the rock." (shhh, the main reason why this picture is here is to show off my new nudie jeans =P)

Introducing the famous hole in the rock, rock. Woooahhhh =P

The beach is awesome.

Serena and Jian

Very sunny, i need lalat shades!

"Its not who you are, but not being apologetic of who you are which makes you attractive." (Serena, 2007)

..It struck me, something like a revelation. So what if you're bend over backwards nice, eager to please, love making a fool out of yourself or way to kind for your own good... The key is not being sorry for who you are but embrace it and play it to your strength (:

That's what females find attractive and what males respect, being true to oneself. My 2 cents, if you ain't the tough guy type and is bend over-backwards nice, don't fret, but be proud of who you are.

And its going to be interesting to see how the news of the "fixing" of judges unfold. Hope the government does the right thing and take stern action on all those involved >.<>

Of .......

2007-09-08T23:07:00.000+08:00

Have you ever walked up to someone and said hello and realize he/she isn't the person you thought he/she was?

On the tram heading back to Lygon street
"Hey, how are you man." *gives the typical male handshake.
"Hey, I'm good. Yourself? *had this do i know you look written on his face.
"I'm good, I'm good, are u going for the Trinity College play?"
"Huh, Trinity college play?"

Oh crap, hahahaha mistaken Anup for another Indian guy. Hey, i swear to you its an honest mistake. And i made a new friend alright. His name is Ashwin! Take that =P

I realize I know little. Very little. I'm proud, too proud of my strengths. Mind you, I know very well what my weakness are and thus the pride I have. I could accept constructive criticism on my weaknesses, but as soon as you come anyway near my strengths, i would shut whatever you have to say about it out. I would ignore the words you say and it would have no effect. But the past few weeks made me realize what little I know. What I need is to be humbled, break down and torn apart before being able to learn this very valuable lesson.

Got to learn how to submit to authority, rebellious by nature, I find having someone above me hard. Really hard. Submitting to someone who have benefit in return isn't hard, e.g. employer-employee relationship. Its submitting to peers which i find hard. To be a good leader you must first be a good follower, gotta keep that in mind.

Gotta realize I'm am the same level like every human being on this earth. I am not a level above nor am i a level below. This superiority complex must be overcome. I need so much more humility and empathy. Yup, those 2 qualities are greatly missing in my life. Cocky and arrogant I am, but i hope to be so much better.

Its going to be hard, but no one said its going to be easy. Life on earth is a journey, never a destination. So yup, dream like you will live forever and live like you will die today. Till next time. Cheers~!

Big Fat Idiot

2007-08-08T13:04:00.000+08:00

Jian is a big FAT IDIOT.

Jian shall Give in to Serena
AND love her WHOLEHEARTEDLY.

Of New Zealand

2007-07-28T13:01:00.000+08:00

Highlight of New Zealand:

Realizing how cold New Zealand is. (Seriously, gloves and beanie are a must)
Going down the green run on my first day of snowboarding. (Which wasn't the smartest decision i have made in my life)
Breaking my first "stop" sign head first ^^
Breaking my 2nd "slow" sign.
Crashing into a small kid snowboarding on accident. (Man, those young 8 year olds can snowboard better than me)
Twisted fingers from crashing into ROCKS, bruises on the arse and knees for falling one too many times.
Being able to link my turns (:
Missing Serena's presence. (Miss you so so so much dear)
Watching Alex trying to finish a "Big Al" Ferburger. (Haha, it was extremely comical and disgusting)
Winning the most improve snowboarder award (:
Playing the "I never" game with MUST.
Missing Serena's hugs.

Meet Alex, he is going to try to power through the burger after a very very heavy Indian meal. There was a bet, if he could finish it in 30 minutes, he gets 80 bucks. My money was against him finishing.

Alex in the zone, concentrating. By the way, a "Big Al" is equivalent to 3 Big Macs.
Alex losing it.

By this time he was already threw up in his mouth and swallow it back in 2 times. EWWWWW...
Alex then tries to do it standing up.
But as you can see, it isn't much help either. Fifth time throwing up in his mouth.Alex finally gives up, and pukes. Hahaha, his stomach hurt like mad the next day.

Daniel and I waxing a board.

Cadorona Peak.
Emma, Jian and Jeen

Jian, Paulie aka Mini Mouse and Zed

Yien and Su trying to fly =P

Eujin, Evelyn, Jian and Su.

What a lovely view and a lovely couple. Check out Zed's gears.
Mini mouse waxing Jeen's board.
Kit, Paulie and Jamie during Traffic light night.

The Reds.

Jamie and Jian.
Megan, Emma, Sophie, Jeen and DANIEL!
The fish and I (yes, i know its a totally crappy picture but i like it) =P

Random.

The crew.
Picture of the day:Wish you were there with me. Would have been so much more fun. And I would have a place to go to and moan whenever I fall (: * Hugs

Of Pride and Arrogance

2007-06-29T11:19:00.000+08:00

Hahaha, my goodness, came back this morning to be greeted by Roger sleeping on the floor and David in my room. Oi, my sheets are new, I just got them changed! (But I really don't mind Roger sleeping on the floor as i haven't vacuum for ages, maybe his shirt and boxers can help make my job a little easier =P)

David enjoying himself on my bed >.<

Thats Roger. Notice the PS2 my housemate just got!!

A few days back, I learn to lay down my pride and apologize for my mistakes. I'm a proud person, saying sorry is not something i do on an everyday basis. Arrogance is what I strike people as, and I can't say that they are that far off. Bruise my pride, and I'll hurt you more than you hurt me. But yes, I've realised that pride gets in the way of a lot of good things.

I used to think that a man without pride is worthless as its the only thing that someone would not be able to take away from a person, and thus one has to fight to keep it from being step on. But I guess I when overboard and push my ego into the "SuperEgo" side. Balance is the key, if an apology can make things right, why not just lay your pride down and apologize? I guess people in general struggle with pride and arrogance, especially guys. So yeah, to all those people out there who finds apologizing hard, the next time you think about not apologizing, why not think about what would happen AFTER you apologize.

No doubt I did not feel my best when I apologize but it felt pretty good later on ( : So trust me, be the bigger man and apologize!

Roar!! I found new joy in cooking! Better get to it!

Picture of the day:
Later!

It's been AWHILE

2007-06-25T15:01:00.000+08:00

Hey friends, peeps, and fans =P Jian's back.

Its been more than a month since i blog, been pretty busy with exams so that's my excuse!! Now that exams are over, and my student exchange is more or less settled, I can start blogging again!

Rants:

I so hate it when my exams are so stretch. 4 papers in 18 days. I started on the FIRST day and ended on the LAST day. What a perfect timetable. Benny finished in the first week itself and my housemate finished by the 2nd week. So yeah, they had fun taunting me and rubbing it in my face =P HATE YOU GUYS!

I was just reminiscing about a year back when I first came to Australia. It was during winter too, I was sitting at the park waiting for Zed to get his arse down from his apartment. Wearing a pair of flip-flops, a pair of denim shorts, and a hoodie freezing my balls off. Then while waiting this dude walk up to me to talk to me.

"Hey brother you good? Need some change?"

"Oh yeah i am good, NO NO, i don't need your coins."

*Stares at my flip-flops and shorts*

"You sure mate, you mean your not a homeless----"

"No No, I'm just waiting for someone."

*Pointed to Seasons 14 floor* And I think he thought i was pointing to the sky.

"Oh yes mate, HE WILL COME, God hear us all, cheers mate and don't lose the faith"

=_=''

Hahaha, that was comical, being mistaken for a homeless guy.

We have been through a lot haven't we. Yeah no doubt it sucks the life force and energy out of us and I am not saying my energy is limitless, but I believe we would get through whatever that comes along. Believe it or not, you're the first and last thing on my mind. (: I believe your worth going through everything that I've been through and more that is yet to come. Yes, I'm that crazy over you (:

I know you like my stupid antics =P

Picture of the day:<3

Unfair and racial in nature

2007-05-09T09:58:00.000+08:00

The move that requires Law firms to have at least THREE Bumiputra partners which one of whom must have at least 50% stake before being able to do business with the bank is PURE BULLSHIT and discriminatory. So much for Malaysia being fair to all races and how the new NEP was suppose to help ALL irregardless of religion or race.

Malaysia is going to the dogs, that's for sure. Globalisation is happening and Maybank directors are still stuck with that stupid mindset of "If Bumiputras are in more law firms, our economy would grow". Can someone please educate this fcuktards?

There is this saying which i think its so true. If its a MALAY problem, its a national problem. If its a CHINESE problem, its a racial problem. If its a Indian problem, its no problem (hey hey, I didn't create this saying alright). Malaysia still have a long way to go if we want to achieve racial unity, it's the 50th independence day come this August, and it pains me to see stupid law like this being propose.

Picture of the day:
I got Indian friends =P

Irritating Day

2007-05-06T22:21:00.000+08:00

Friday was one of the most irritating day of my life.

It all started while i was rushing for dinner to celebrate a friend's birthday. I was cooking my EGG, preparing to make myself sandwich, dum di dum... Fry fry fry*

Ah its done, i scooped my egg up and when I just wanted to place it on my bread, it slipped and FELL ON THE FLOOR. Do you know how much love I put into making my freaking EGG?

As if that wasn't bad enough, i realize that if I fry another egg i would be late, so i decided to take my bath instead. scrub scrub scrub* Splash splash splash*

While walking down Lygon street, i decided to fiddle with my eye piercing, and what do you know, I lost my STUD (the metallic round ball) while washing my face/bathing/peeing, i don't know! ARGHHHH

I finally got over it during dinner and decided to just forget about it. This day can't get any worst can it?

Ah, I had to speak too soon. Return home at 3am, feeling hungry, i thought to myself why not just heat up my pie in the microwave? So smart me just left the pie in there and set the option at "AUTO REHEAT"

Expecting "AUTO REHEAT" to do its job, I when to change, shower, wash my face, fix myself a cup of tea. THEN, all of a sudden the fire alarm when off. AND IT WAS F**king loud, I ran to my microwave and see smoke just puffing out. What a bitch!

Thank goodness i manage to turn my fan on to blow the smoke away from my fire sensor before the fire department responded to it. For you information, a fake alarm would cause you 2000.00AUD. Notice the number of zeros.

So i slept at freaking 5am. And I slept with the smell of smoke in my room. Annoying, the smoke smell is still here.

Picture of the day:
Dogg, Emz, J

Assignments are So fun! And look what i found.

2007-05-04T10:31:00.000+08:00

Been busy with assignments! Like real busy.

Finance Assignment = due 4th May (Finished it last night)

Economics Assignment= due 14th May (Probably going to start on the 13th)

BPA Assignment= due 16th May (Going to finish this early, because Boss Juney said so =P)
ATA Assignment= due 17th May (Don't even know when we would start. My partner is busy representing Melbourne University for soccer =_=)

Tadah...., university life is so much fun!

And, Happy 21st Aira and Happy birthday MARIEEEE!! I heard you cry after seeing the video we made! I am gonna upload it here soon (:
Aira!

Nemo

Till next time!

Picture of the day:

Oi, whos the guy in the middle? I think he darn sexy!! =P DON'T comment in the tagboard please!

Of False Alarm

2007-04-23T21:32:00.000+08:00

Drum rolls* please! INTRODUCING!
No, not Jo, but take a look in the PAN!

French toast!! and it tasted GOOD! Next item, cheese cake!

Today, while having my macroeconomics tutorial, the alarm rang.

"Will all students and staff please evacuate the building IMMEDIATELY! I repeat IMMEDIATELY, this is not a DRILL"

Mutters* packs stuff casually while having a conversation.

"Students and staff please evacuate IMMEDIATELY, there's a gas leakage detected under the building. Students are advice to refrain from SMOKING!"

*jian, I'll see you outside k?
WUSSIES!

It was fun, too bad the building didn't explode into flames. Kinda dissapointed! =P

Of Guns

2007-04-19T22:00:00.000+08:00

Finally I can breathe again! Soon, it'll start all over again, but before round 2 comes, I'll just enjoy myself !!

Virginia Tech shooting, just when would the States implement stricter gun laws? I know it's in their constitution that every person is allowed to carry firearms for self-defense but hey, how many more people need to perish? Its those corrupt politicians whom answer to those gun lobbyists.

And how someone could dare suggest that if students were allowed to carry guns to the University the whole drama would have ended earlier. That dude has no brains. It would start a bloody battle royale.

Thought about going to the States for my student exchange, ain't so sure now. What happens if there were a shooting at UPENN??

But, if you see the profile of school murderers, they are usually geeks and loners. So what does this tell you American people? DON"T BULLY THAT GEEK ASIAN DUDE SITTING ALONE AT THE LUNCH TABLE OR HE MIGHT JUST PUT A BULLET THROUGH YOUR SKULL!!

And to those potential killers, do you really think you have such a fcuked up life? Need to show the world how fcuked up your life is? There are people out there whose life is more fcuked up than you can ever imagine, but they don't turn to killers, they preserve.

Picture of the day:Don't mess with the MAFIA. Luke, Mich, CHESTER-GODFATHER and Jian

Of Monash Clayton

2007-04-13T23:52:00.000+08:00

Ah, back from Clayton, and i must say Monash Clayton is quite a nice place. The view, the people, the university feel. Something you don't get in University of Melbourne. But for the record, Melboune>Monash !

It was fun hanging out with Pranava & Emily! Pubbing was something totally different. In the city no one (at least not that i know of) goes pubbing; clubbing yes, pubbing??? Hahaha, highlight of the night, was this local guy telling us about his Japan stories.

WhiteBoy: You guys are lucky, Asian girls are hot.
Jian : Well, white girls aren't too bad too.
WhiteBoy: Nah, they are either fat, ugly or don't know when to shut it.
David : Okay... So are Japanese girls easy?
WhiteBoy: Not to sound boastful or anything, but yeah they are. The both of you speak pretty good English.

Jian&David: Well, we speak English at home.
WhiteBoy: *Smiles* You guys got good Asian features and speak good English, if you were at Japan, NO PROBLEM!

David: Jian, Japan mo?Jian, Maraquis and Dubai Princess

The crime suspects, before the dog was let out.

The Babe and the Guys

The Thorn among the Roses

The Gaikakajin and the Guys

The sent off. Emily, Indah, Sarong Man, Pranava and Thomas

Picture of the Day:Easter break is almost over....... Happy YEASTER! =P
Zed, Sandy, Tutu, Dilah, & Me

Of Choices

2007-04-10T16:22:00.000+08:00

My parents dislike my piercing. So much for being honest with them. Could have taken the path my roomate plan to take by suprising his parents when he return to Msia at the end of the year. But NO, I have to be so bloody honest and tell my mom everything. Crap, my mom even sent me a mail to trying to change my mind.

Now i have 3 choices.

Lie to them and tell them i have took it off, so they would stop bugging me about it.

Tell them that i am keeping it no matter what they think and have them nagging me for the next few months or so.

Take my piercing off thus wasting 50 AUD but honouring them.

Choices, choices....

Picture of the day:
Posers 101

Of being drunk

2007-04-03T23:03:00.000+08:00

The following post would have loads of grammatical errors, its word for word of what was said in MSN. (Okay maybe not, cause i found out you can't copy and paste stuff in here, what a bitch). And may be offensive to certain parties. =_=''

Me: Whats the craziest thing you have done when you are drunk?

XX: Urmmm when i am drunk? Got alot.. and some on video. Wait, i'll try to remember.

XX: Ohhh,ahhh, got this once...This girl piss the shit out of me (and i actually hate her even before i got drunk) so i got irritated cause she was irritating the fuck out of me.. So i took a JD bottle, smash it on table and point it at her and told her to shut the fuck up or else i'll stab her face with it... her bf also stone.

XX: And then i was drunk during 2006, new year's eve party. My ex came down to PJ to Find me.

Me: OMG you did that? Point a bottle? Oh okay your ex, go on.

XX: Anyway my ex came down, we go minum (drinking) at my friends condo. After a few games and lots of booze, we had a one night stand. And i woke up with the biggest smile on my face plus the hang over. Imagine having sex when your drunk. Your laughing your ass off more than having sex. So its damn paiseh in a way.

Me: Eh, thats a freaking good one!

XX: Which one? The one about the ex or the crazy bitch?

Me: BOTH.. =D

PS: No, i am not going to tell you who the person I was talking to is. And no, hahah i ain't going to share my crazy stories....at least not on my blog =P

Picture of the day:
ADILAH this is FOR YOU!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

Of Piercings

2007-03-31T13:20:00.000+08:00

While everyone was busy doing work.

I found the time to slack off and fiddle with my phone. (:

I just got it done 3 days ago. ^^

PS: Dharen got the same eyebrow piercing as me. (Same place and time) We call it housemate bonding. Hahahaha, nowadays whenever we walk to Uni its an unspoken rule that we stay 10Meters apart ! LOL

PPS: This is going to be a generalization, but PRCs are so irreponsible, RIGHT ADILAH =P

I got a gun and a bullet with your name written on it!

2007-03-26T23:39:00.000+08:00

Ah, sweet internet! My internet has been down for a couple of days now, thank God its back up. Man life has been hectic, just handed in my Finance assingment last Friday, stayed up all night to get it done. Have a my economics test tomorrow and i really need to study for it, its probably gonna be an all-nighter again. Guess thats what happens when you do last minute work right? =P

Yvonne's 21st party was cool, it was on a freaking Ship/Boat/Cruise lol

Chi, Val, Shaun mata sepet, Sarah and Jian

Birthday Girl and Bad Shape BoyGODZILLA (goodness, if she ever sees this she'll definately kill me), Sarah and ValRicky, Jian, Val who drives a Z4 and Chi

Today, on a tram i over-heard an old caucasian man telling off a blonde. More specifically, a bad shape blonde =P I think she was passing some racist remarks , something like "This tram is packed with asians" or something to that extend. The old man when like " Courtesy and politeness with bring you a long way, you should try it" Way to go gramps! High five! Obviously i didn't give him a high five, would have broken his fragile bones =P

Hahaha, you could hear the people sniggering and nodding in approval =P thats one for the Asians !!! And did I mention that ABCs are so freaking hot!!! i like*

Picture of the day:
Yen Shan and me was hogging that fountain the whole cruise =P

Breaking the Mold!

2007-03-18T11:24:00.000+08:00

"Hey what would you guys do if the world was going to end in 5 minutes?"

Z: "I'll grab the nearest girl and make-out with her!"
A: "What if she refuses?"
S: "I'll Force myself on her! How about you Yien?"
Y: "I'll just sit here and watch the fireworks."
(It was during Moomba and we were waiting for the fireworks show to start in 3 minutes)

S: "The world is about to end in 5 minutes and you just want to sit here and watch the fireworks?"
Y: "Yes, i don't care!" >.<
S: "What if the fireworks starts in 6 minutes!"
Y: "I'll still sit here and watch the fireworks" (Talk about being stubborn=P)

S: "What about you Jian, what would you do? Grab some chick right?
J: "No, i'll stab people around me."
"Yer, why would you want to do that?"
J: "I guess i just want to know how it feels like to kill someone. I want to see how many people i can kill before the world ends"
"You won't stab us right?"
J: "Well i did say i would stab the people around me." =.='''

....... Moral of the story, don't be anyway near me if the world is about to end!

When to Crown yesterday, had no idea they had a Ferrari exhibition going on. Bloody hell, i didn't have my camera with me!1947. The Breakthrough1987. Ferrari's 40th anniversary, the F40 legend. Broke so many records and held on to it until ....
2006. The super sexy 599!!!

Of Amazement and Cooking

2007-03-12T22:30:00.000+08:00

Today i saw a man pee in broad-day light! It did not happen in some dodgy area or behind a street or bushes, away from people. But just at the side-walks. The thing that amazes me is the way he did it- so calm and collected, as if there was no one around him. One minute he was just getting up from the bench, the next minute his pants was down and there he was, relieving himself. Australians are a crazy bunch, I once saw a guy pee behind a statue at the state library for 20 AUD. Mind you, the state library is located at the central of Melbourne City!! Crazy Australians LoL.

And, i bloody cooked for the 2nd time. Black pepper chicken De-Boned, Marinated, and fried BY ME! And of course some help from Ning and Benny. (My first dish was mixed veg, which turn out abit too vege-like)

Hey, my critics gave it 2 thumbs Up k!

Picture of the day:

YUM YUM!

Of Benny's 19

2007-03-09T08:45:00.000+08:00

Hey, i think Dharen when to your place to borrow your vacuum cleaner. Yup, the word "vacuum cleaner" gave the suprise away. What an idiot Jian, theres a vacuum cleaner like right infront of his eyes and you said that Dharen is over at his place to borrow among all things a vacuum cleaner. Could have said, a million other things like eggs, knives etc etc etc. ARGH! In my defense it was the first thing that popped into my head, cause i think my room needs a good vacuuming!!

Benny's crewwww

Dark blue, dark blue.

Adilah aka the small one.

It looked worst when they were all bouncing..

Jas gave it a 10 out of 10. ^^

Picture of the day:
All together now!

Of Being Back and Happy Birthday Zed!

2007-03-03T21:55:00.000+08:00

Oh, where should i start? Hopefully i would be able to get my LAN cable by tomorrow and i can finally be consistantly online. Life here has been good, i mean other than the flight here where i was squash between 2 BIG Indian man. (I got nothing against Indians, mind you.) Just that the one on my right is from India and he is so freaking annoying. I mean who touches another man's screen in an airplane? YOU GOT YOUR OWN FREAKING SCREEN, touch yours not mine! Heck, i sure did sound him!

So how has University been? Its been good. I think i kinda join WAAAYyy to many clubs. AA (Australian Asian club) which had a party yesterday which was not too bad, ICSS( International Commerce Student Society) it was free was why not right? =P, UNICEF!!! ( I believe in giving back to the world =P), MUST (Melbourne University snowboarding team) which is going to have a winter trip to NZ during the July, can't hardly wait! And finally the WakeBoarding club! Making a point to socialize more with the locals. But heck, it gets exhausting after awhile...

Gonna upload some pictures! Happy birthday ZED! You know very well that i can write a whole essay about you but heck, i dont wanna take Benny's bandwidth so I'll save that for another day!
Jian and the birthday BOY! Happy 21st!!
Zed, Su, Yien and Jian
3 buff men! Esmir! Jian and housemate Dharen!
=)
Sandeep and David!
Benny and Yien!!
Su being Su >.<
Jo Jo Jo Jo
What Dharen and I got Zed for his 21st ^^

Picture of the day:
Feeling piss cause i sat on ice-cream while waiting for a tram after sending Emily off!!! argh!!

Of Being Top Class and Hating My Hair

2007-02-17T01:18:00.000+08:00

Hey struggler , yeah i am talking to you, you know who you are. Are you going to give up now? After such a long journey. Have you forgotten the promise we made --that we would not stop till we reach the peak !! Why give up now, when you are so close. Remember what you told me when i was at the bottom, you told me to preserve as things would get better. Now i am telling you the same thing. FCUKING PRESERVE.

What happen to laughing at those who laughed at our dreams and hopes? What happen to proving those doubters wrong? What happen to humiliating those who have humilated us? We still got a long way to go buddy.

So what? You hit another wall. Tell me what's so different about this wall? Why can't you over come this? Maybe your feeling the fatigue. Maybe your so sick and tired of caring anymore. Maybe, just maybe you accepted it?

So what if this guy is way better than you. Face it, he is a genius and your not. But heck, theres one thing that we have that he doesn't. That is the knowledge of knowing what it feels like to be at the very bottom and not wanting to ever be there again. Because of that fear, we constantly strive for perfection. What does someone as gifted as him knows about being at the bottom? He is weak, you can take him on. ROAR lol (:

So struggler we have been through thick and thin, so are you going to let me pull you up from your despair or are you going to continue to curse and feel hopelessness? Oh, that was stupid of me to ask, of course you would pull yourself up, after all we are strugglers and you would bounce back better than before ^^

Marie, Chiew Mei & Jian (I felt like putting it up)

Picture of the day:
From left: Sang, Too insignificant to be mention, Sunita, Hendry, Sofia, Jian, Naveen and Ilya

Of V-day and V-day

2007-02-15T00:57:00.000+08:00

So its that time of the year again, where flowers, food, and what-nots are 3 times the price. The world tells us that V-day is important and we should definately, jot that down in our calender. Big HOOO HAAA! Singles going on and on about not having a date and couples being all lovely dovey. So what does a gullible consumer like me do? Join in the celebration of course. =P
"I dont like flash!"

"Still got flash"
"Now this is decent!"

Oh yeah and i cut my hair! So shorrrtttt now!

Picture of the day:
Yeah, this is definately still the best picture =P Hands down!

Of Benny and Golf

2007-02-11T22:28:00.000+08:00

So neighbour/childhood friend Benny have left for Aussie! Hell yeah, its going to be great having you there! This year is gonna be the best yet, i can just feel it in my bones.

We were pretty mischievous when we were young. Getting Mr. Morgan all pissy at us for playing football and damaging his car. You, my bro and gang chickening out, and me retriving my precious ball all by myself from Mr. Morgan. (That took quite some time, he was threatening to put me into jail or something for kicking the ball into his house. Ghesshhh we were young then and we believe almost everything that adults say right?)

How about the time we were messing with Mrs. POPIAH! Taunting her and taking flight as soon as she comes out to check who the rascals were? Man, did we have fun lastick~ing her dog with Terrence. (The dog ended-up dead if anyone was wondering what happen to it =P)

From fighting Ang Mo's for stepping into our street and us whooping their arse (althought they did manage to pour pee on Pei Yin's friend lol) We had great times didn't we? And definately more to come! ROCK ON BENNY
Poh, Benny, Jian And Marie
Benny and Jian!

And guess who did i sent off too? I knew you were leaving today (:
Take care, you hear!

And on a totally unrelated note, I AM NOT BAD AT GOLF =P At least i am better than Jia Meei, even though Litat so totally kick my arse ^.^

Picture of the day:
My bro, Dad and Mom (:

Of Bad Boys and Girls

2007-02-09T00:57:00.000+08:00

Being nice and gentlemanly but still can't land the girl of your dreams? Was with her when she was down and defended her when she was getting diss, yet she says she wants to be just "friends" ? Time for a new gameplan gentleman, be bad, not just bad, but bad to the core... Ever wonder why the jerk/bastard/two-timer land the girls? They treat woman-kind like crap but yet, they still get the babes. Doesn't that tell you alot?

There's this Chinese saying that goes "if a guy isn't bad, a girl wouldn't have interest in him" Driving a girl around, listening to her problems, holding the door and paying for dinner, isn't that like the foolproof formula to get the girl? Apparently NOT, alas, how times have change, its more like, give the girl more attention and they would be thinking "boring, no challenge, lets find for someone else." You probably end up being their "best pal" or something. (That means not being able to get into her pants while she's sober, and you wouldn't want that =P Anyway getting into her pants while she is drunk or something is just wrong !) But on the other hand, be cool, and don't fall head over heels for her and she would be questioning where exactly do she stand in your eyes.

Girls are attention seeking beings. They strive for attention, don't give it to them and they want it! Get me? And it amazes me to this day why girls need approval from BAD BOYS. (Yup, not nice boys but BAD BOYS, heck i don't think most girls even care what nice guys think about them, because nice guys only SAY NICE THINGS! Thus the logic =P) Girls say they always end up marrying the good boys. But how many of you boys out there are going to get married soon?! Hands up please! That's what i thought, at our age, marriage is the last thing on our mind. And even if nice guys end up marrying the girl of their dreams, thinking about the amount of guys she's been with kinda freak at least me out =_=''

Lol, so how do the good guys overcome this? How could someone ordinary and armed only with a heart of gold, win over a girl from a hot, sexy, athletic, charming bad boy with a devil may-care attitude you ask? Er...lets see,

Have a bad boy persona! Get a few bunch of friends and ask them to play along when you tell your crush about how u heroically beat up 10 guys that pissed you off. Or how you intimidated your teacher to give you an A for a project or something. (A guy with a notorious past somehow get more brownie points)
Get the bad boy image! Having a Mop looking hair? Time to change man! Go spike your hair up, the higher the better =P Get a few piercings and while you are at it, why not a tattoo too that says "I AM BAD TO THE BONE"
Be over-confident, (yup, being over-confident is much better than no confidence) walk with your chest sticking out! Nothing oozes sex appeal more than confidence. (Just don't look like a sohai while doing it and those with man boobs should just skip this part =P)

Okay, now that you are a full-time bad boy go get that girl of your dreams! They always say bad boys never win. Yes i agree with them, bad boys never win, they just finish first (:
Man i am freaking tired, rock-climbing is so energy draining, i don't even know how a rant turn into some wisdom post LOL

Random RANT: And i think "Stranger than Fiction" is such a smart, entertaining yet enlightening movie. And i can sincerely say that i enjoyed it! Live life to the fullest people!!

Picture of the day:
But at times, the good guys gets the girl too (: Jin and his curly hair with hot girlfriend stef doing some weird face and Uber-cool Jian ^.^

Of Emily, Jason and Derlyn, Kerry

2007-02-05T23:36:00.000+08:00

Alright! Where should I start, have a safe trip Emily and Jason to your respective 2nd countries.
Emily's farewell is like a bloody circus, there were freaks from all walks of life gathering there (don't worry Emily, i didn't mean any of your immediate family and errrr, any of your extended family XD) What was missing was just beastmasters and fire-breathing clowns (:

Jian : Hey Pranava, why so quiet?!
Pranava: Look around you Jian.
*Takes a loooong look around*
Jian : Yeah i know man, this place is filled with freaks
Pranava: No, not that, i am the only INDIAN GUY HERE!
Jian : Kanineh >.<
See what i mean, poor Indian dude only have us Chinese friends ... Awwww
But fret NOT his back-up came!! Introducing KUMAR!
From left: Sue Anne, Litat and Jian

Crap I ALMOST FORGOT, its EMILY's farewell wait wait, a picture of her coming right up!
There she is!! Litat, Jian, Chor Yeow and EMILY!!! Have a safe journey there Emily, and i am sure you would have fun! Oh oh, and you know i didn't meant what i said right about the freaks of all walks of life =_=" it was just me trying to sound intelligent..
Oh thats an idiot, he's not Jason. Thats Melvin.
Now these are the real idiots, JASON and Jian. Rebecca, Sherlyn, Jian and Chong JinnBloody hell, i uploaded the wrong picture. But anyway, just wanted to say that Chiew Mei was there too!

Hey Jason, hanging out with you for the past 2 months been cool man! As a gym buddy, a dota kaki, and a hang-out mate its been good! See you this summer once more, and heck, remember to tell me if u got lucky XD

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY DERLYN!!!.... AND KERRY! lol
Eva, Racheal, Sara, Jin Wei and Jian. Which is which you ask? Jian's the prettiest follow by Jin Wei!Derlyn! Jian and SaraJian, Lyn, Jin Wei and Stef!Jian, some babe and some guy..... Okay okay they have names. Hazel and Sam. ( I got them right , right? =_=)
All together now!

Picture of the day: SO BLOODY ALOT OF pictures already! SKIP!

Of Mel and Gangster 101

2007-02-03T11:39:00.000+08:00

So what are friends? Someone who is always there for you? Someone who supports you? Yeah, thats right.. those a friends. WTF!!! Those that just try to get you high are well, urmmmm, devil in disguise? =P (Haha, i tried to sound philosophical, the word here is TRIED) Dear Mel is going off to The land of the Kangaroos! And among all places you must go to Canberra (did i spelt it correctly?) right? That is a bloody boring place. Its like Putrajaya of Malaysia Mel! Hope u rot there and DIE DIE DIE >.< Heck, i know you said that you would come visit me and all during winter but, blah blah blah blah, you know we always make empty promises to one another right? But, even if I don't see you for 9 months, when we meet we still can talk and chill as if we been hanging out every other day! Yes, your in the same category as Ian, ain't you proud. That reminds me IAN LIM you celaka, until now no time to see me ? I going back to kangaroo land and the amount of times i met you can be counted on 1 HAND! BTW, Mel yesterday was cool, i mean being the only "outsider" among your TTDI schoolmates was kinda intimidating but hey, they are a friendly bunch. So yeah, I had fun !!I bloody stole it from your friendster so that you won't complaint that you look Fugly or anything XD

On another totally unrelated note, let me introduce you to someoneThats Sara and Jian. According to Derlyn, Sara looks up to me as her role model =P She thinks i am gangster-ish. Not overly-done, nor underdone ( Sources: see http://estherlauderlyn.livejournal.com , i am not making this up okay) But her respect for me have deteriorated drastically. Why, because she found out i took dancing class. Salsa to be exact. IS IT A BLOODY SIN TO WANT TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE? So is my reputation recovering in her eyes you ask? Personally i think i still got a long way to go. LOL

Picture of the day:Man thats a real sissy. Hummphhh, doesn't that guy remind you of someone =P BTW, i didn't mean me =_=''

Of Suprises and Baseball

2007-02-01T01:13:00.000+08:00

So, i was just chilling with Chuan Zhong after sending him to get his car fix and rumbling through his pictures.

"Eh Cicak, show me the babes in KDU!!"
"Don't have, KDU sad place, wait, got one, here take a look"(This picture was use for the KDU portal. Check out the website. Oi....Cicak looks good)

"Eh, aint that.....??"
"Wait theres more!!!"Adilah, Su, Zed, Yien, Tu and Sandy doesn't she look familiar?!?!?! Lets so hang out with her in Melbourne XD Hahaha, its Tara !!! (Thats her name right? Correct me if i am wrong Adilah)

Anyone tried the baseball in 1Utama yet? Its kinda expensive, 25 Ringgit for 15 minutes of unlimited balls but apparently, it uncovered my hidden potential. Yup, thats right guys, Jian here is pretty good at baseball. (Claim cannot be verified) One would say I was a talent that was discovered too late =P Too bad baseball isn't a big thing here !Benny- Accuracy 20% ( 2 out of 10 balls)

Ning- Accuracy 10% ( 1 out of 10 balls)

Celine- Accuracy 0.001% close to 0% ( 1 out of 1000 balls) =P
LoL. what about mine? 99% ( 99 out of 100 balls ) XD Celine is so gonna kill me......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUTU!!!!Happy 19th birthday. This year is gonna be great!!

Picture of the day:I swear it was influences from above!!

Of Debts and Egos

2007-01-29T23:17:00.000+08:00

Finally settled my debts. Haha, Sorry Eric you couldn't close the accounts for a month. But i swear, I honestly forgotten about it. Anyway if Stef told me the truth that i owed money to you not someone else, heck i care =P. But yes, its good to be debt free!

And guys, pre-departure briefings are crap. What a waste of time, its not that they tell you anything new, but they just repeat what that can be already read in those little booklets you get. Yup, i when to Monash Pre-departure briefing. THANKS EMILY! it was real FUN i swear i had the greatest time ever over there!! Met a few familiar faces though, guess Monash Clayton is gonna be invaded by Taylornians."Papa, how do i get back from Sungei Way?" And the result..

Yup, our trusty guide. Haha, it was not really helpful. Honestly, the only reason why we manage to get there and back its BECAUSE OF ME!!! =P Don't you feel blessed that I have extremely good sense of direction. coughs*

On another note, guys please bloody keep your egos intact. I hate egoistic fcukers. Yup, i hate myself =P Hahaha, but seriously just cause you got this and that, and a few praises your head goes through the roof? So yeah KEEP YOUR BLOODY EGOS to yourself. Don't make me stuff that oversize ego through your bottom. =D

My MSN is reconnecting every 20 secs. Some people think i probably suffer from lack of attention LOL.

Picture of the day:

So bloody true! LOL

Of Looks and Brains

2007-01-26T18:47:00.000+08:00

What? you got a 95 TER? What your average is a High Distinction? What, you got into the best class? Those are the comments i hear over and over again. Do i really look stupid?!?! Or like some future sampah masyarakat?

It seems to me that acedemically, i am always doubted. Reason? Heck i know, maybe at times after a bad hair cut it looks like those of VCD/DVD sellers down at Petaling street. Or maybe i have a blur/stupid/idiotic/perverted/couldn't careless/dumb fcuk look but com'on didn't we all learn not to judgea book by its cover?! Even my parents doubted my ablilities>.<

So guess i just have to live my whole life proving them wrong right? Or not i would be stereotype as one of those futureless Sampah Masyarakat. And trust me, hahaha, proving them wrong is SATISFYING! And to all my non-doubters out there?!!

A kiss from me to you!!!

Picture of the day:

Genting was fun guys. From left: Alison, Su, Hendry, Zed, Benny, Marie, Jian and Emily

Of Speedos and Speed

2007-01-24T15:28:00.000+08:00

Went swimming yesterday at freaking 4.30pm at RSC. I need a bloody tan, cause i am as fair as my caucasion counterpart =_= And i love an empty pool. You know, Empty pool= Can-do-stupid-things-that-you-won't-normally-do-when-there-are-people-around. Eg, Creating your very own swiming style! Doing flips and what-nots. Anyway, half way through my laps, this dude turn up, he was in his early 30s. I won't call him fat, but he had a stomach the size of humpty dumpty(wtf! i don't know who to compare to) BUT, hear this BUT, he was WEARING SPEEDOS!

For those who are new to the water world, let me give you a low down on how things work.

Long/Track pants. These are the utterly noobies. No professional swimmer would give recognition to them. These people cause the pool to be in an utter mess after using them. Wtf guys, long pants are not mean to be in the pool!!GROSS asses!

BoardShorts. Okay okay, these are more beach-goers than Pros, but hey, at least its boardshorts. Boardshorts win over long/track pants anyday! So in a way they do get alittle more respect.

Swiming pants. Well these stuff doesn't exactly have the V-shape that exposes your pubes that Speedos have but its more like those tight hot short pants that girls wear. =_= So yes, armatures swimmers wear these!!

Speedos/Swimming Trunks. Now people who wear these are the TOP DOGS in the pool. (Unless you got no shame =P) Their ahemmm are carefully trim so that their fellow swimmers don't have to see anything unslightly. (Sometimes, when i see hair in pools it makes me wonder =P)

And i was so right, he was swimming fast! Free-style, back-stroke, breast-stroke, butterfly. He was whooping my arse in terms of speed and stamina. How fast am I you ask?? Well, I was after all a school swimmer ^.^

Picture of the day:

How you like that speedos man! I am pimping and your not, you OLD man =P Just felt like proving a point to him you know XD

Of Cleaning and Birthdays

2007-01-23T19:58:00.000+08:00

I finally freaking got down to cleaning my room today. Why? I guess after reading Kenneth post on procrastination i decided to get down to work. And heck, it sure helps if you have a good friend whom doubles up as a neighbour. Benny my man, thanks for helping out. Although all you did was carry some plastic bags and a drawer =_=. But heck, thanks for just giving me moral support!

Jian carrying some of his junk. Notice his collection of comics =P

Thats Benny carrying Jian's junk.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!!!!

Jian, Mom, Dad & Bro

Cake 1

Cake 2!!! Now this is more like a Birthday Cake.

My cousins came too. The eldest one had been staying with us for 10 years and the 2nd a good 7 years!?!??! But they moved out mid of last year.

Picture of the day:
How come my brother and dad can turn red but i turn green when consuming alcohol?!?!??!!? HAHHAHAHAHH

Of Church and Ukwang,Adrian, Sean

2007-01-21T22:47:00.000+08:00

OMG, i must have missed church for the 1235234 times and counting. Sigh, when will I have the bloody determination to get up on time and head to church? Getting up for food ain't a problem, getting up to meet friends ain't a problem, getting up for gym ain't a problem, GETTING UP AT 5am to prepare to go to GENTING ain't a problem. Then why is getting up for church seems so bloody IMPOSSIBLE?

ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE LIFE-LONG MYSTERIES!!!!

Met up with a bunch of friends yesterday at TGIF. I was such an idiot, i didn't ask whether its the TGIF in One U or the TGIF in the curve and thus assume it was at 1u only to find out later thats in the curve. I BLOODY walk HOME from 1u, grab my car and headed to the Curve. Don't worry i wasn't piss at any of you. Althought suchitra did forget to msg me and marie didn't exactly give me very clear instructions. I was just piss at myself for being such a himbo =_= BTW, yesterday was fun guys!

I just realize that i won't be able to see U Kwang, Adrian and Sean for a very long time. I mean i won't be back for winter, and i don't think any of them are coming back too for winter. So i guess i am just going to wish you guys best of luck in whatever that you do!

U Kwang my buddy, hanging out with you when you came back for your winter break has been awesome man! Don't worry, don't worry everything is under control( you get me=P), gonna miss those chill out days just sitting around talking rubbish.

Adrian, errrr ain't that close to you, but heck, i like your demented humour and emo~ness. And not to mention your real wicked sick football skills !!
Sean, your so bloody lame. But keep yourself that way, when i need a good laugh i know who to look for.Till then, keep your asses safe, i heard London got famous ass-rapers =P Off to catch the Arsenal Vs Man United match! GO ARSENAL!!!

Picture of the day:

The Legendary Class of S8 2005!!! Yes yes, thats what happens when you are in a Pre-U engineering class. =_=

Of Theives and Sleepless Nights

2007-01-21T00:59:00.000+08:00

Friday morning:

Reach home from Maisons at 4am, took off my shoes, wash my face and was preparing for a goodnights sleep. Just when i was about to doze off to dreamland, MY PHONE RANG.

"Who the fcuk...."

"What? a phone call from mom? she must think that i am stil out or something."

"Yeah, mom?"

"Are you at home? Are you in your room?"

"Yes i am, and yes i am in my room, why?"

"Did you go to the kitchen just now? "

huh? kitchen? i when straight up...

"No, i didn't i head straight up and wash up why?"

"Okay son, lock your doors now, i think someone is downstairs.."

OMG this is so freaking cool, my house got broken into, just a few weeks back my bro was telling me about his friend and his parents who overpowered 2 armed robbers. Well i WAS kinda excited, maybe its cause i wasn't thinking straight from all that alcohol. LOL...

"Okay mom, "

"I'll call you back later..."

After making sure that the doors are all tightly shut i woke my brother up.

"Eh Jian Hao, mommy thinks theres someone in our house."

"HUuurrr??" ( he was still kinda groggy, =X )

"Yeah i am serious, there is someone in our house, at least thats what mommy tells me la."

He got up to put on his underwear. Oh oh, he was wearing sarong, my dad and my bro wears sarong to sleep. No no, pants is good enough for me.

Jian with his weapon of choice, his old guitar!!

My bro with his weapon of choice, some gym equipment =_=

My dad with his weapon of choice, a golf stick

After waiting for like half an hour i couldn't stand the tension no more.

"Mommy, lets all go out now" ( i called her on her mobile)

"I going to call the homeguards and police"

"No need la, Jian Hao also awake already! lets just go out "

"But..."

"Me and Jian Hao going out now"

"Okay okay, ..."

So we open our door and look out. It sounded pretty quiet.By this time, my dad was also out holding his weapon, the golf stick. We when down and everything was fine, there was nothing , nobody. I felt Slightly dissapointed. So much for being a hero. And what a false alarm, its 5 am and the 4 of us are checking the house like fools. Apparently, its my maid who when to the bath room that cause the noise. But what a day!!!

BTW, my dad's birthday is on the 22nd. Any ideas what to get him?

Picture of the day:

Albert really looks good in thongs!!!

Of Dinner and Dance

2007-01-18T19:36:00.000+08:00

Man i am tired!!! Still havent recovered from yesterday i guess. I WHEN TO A SALSA CLUB yesterday for the first time in my life with my dance class. Yes yes, Jian is taking SALSA. Now we all know why this blog shall remain annoymous for the time being. Guess i am not man enough to reveal that i take salsa. But in my defence, Chor Yeow says its sexy that guys take salsa =X And i bet OTHER girls think so too =P

At 8pm i met up with Jackson and Jenny. Jenny is the only one whom is younger than me . The rest of them are like what? mid-20s. So yeah, Jackson was nice enough to fetch the both of us there. Those who sat in my car before should know how bad i am at directions. Just ask U Kwang who was my GPS the whole year throught during SAM ...

So being a total noob at Salsa( Come on, i attended only like what? 3 classes) i felt left out =_= Everyone there had so many funky moves and all i could do was basic.

Instructor: Eh, Jian come dance, what you doing sitting on your bum?
Jian : But i can't dance that well ...
Instructor: Come dance with this girl, just do basic then i teach you some moves
Jian : Don't want... i shy
Instructor: This one is a good car, i test drive before! Faster come!
(Its so weird how guys compare the girls with cars, hahaha maybe i am not at that age yet where i earn my own money to buy cars, and after much persuasion i finally did go... The lady i dance with had a pretty high tolerance level, trust me i know how bad i am =P)

The food isn't that great. I was still hungry when i came back. Su was nice enough to accompany me for dinner at what time? 11 pm . LOL. Jovan and David join us later. After so long only call me right Jovan? I UPSET! Anyway, bugger better make some time for me so that we can go rock climb. And i think i shisha too much yesterday ...
Su Yee!!!! and CHAN JIAN WEN

David Chiew, aka DOGG!!! ( i got scolded for calling you dogg so many times before, some people just don't understand its a guy's thing )
JOVAN I DON"T bloody have a picture of you , but hey, that guy looks quite like you >.<

Picture of the day:

From Left: Su Yee, Zed and Jian
Hope you had a great time here in Msia Zed! Ciaoz!

Of Old Friends and Best Friend

2007-01-16T19:03:00.000+08:00

Ah just came back from Bakerzin after meetiing up with 2 old school friends. Honestly, i wanted to blow the whole thing off, i mean i thought it would be pretty weird meeting up with people whom I have not talk to for like 4 years? The thought of it alone is intimidating. i dont know why but this senario keeps going over and over again in my head

Jian: Hey, hi Ching Mun, hi Ai Xuan.
Cm : Hey....
Ax : Hey.... (After a long, long, loooonnggg moment of silence.. )
Jian: Nice hair?!?!?!? Nice Shirt??? Nice weather? LOL

But that didnt happen did it? everything turn out pretty well! hope to catch up with you guys again soon, and hopefully other Bu people too =PFrom left: Ching Mun & Ai Xuan

On another unrealted issue! IAN LIM ZHI REN! when are you going to see me? the last time i met up with you is during Christmas, and that also cause your mom call me! What's this best friend, i abit upset. I know you have a girl now and all, but i wasn't like that when i had a girl, i mean you must always find an equlibrium! I know she's going back to Perth, but when she returns to Perth your best friend here also goes back to Melbourne =_="

Haha, i was just reminiscing about the time when i got you knock down by a car and i took flight, the time when i kick the ball up a tree and a BLOODY BEEHIVE came down, the whole bunch of us football fools ran like idiots with 2 people ending up in the hospital. All the crazy times when we ponteng school at BU and what about the time when you came over to pick up a dead cat in my garden cause i was too gross out by it =P And what about catching cockroaches in my bathroom screaming like sissy!! Those were the days. Guess i am feeling kinda nostalgic.
I am gonna upload it even though i look fugly in it !And here is you with your pimping side! Whoever said that nice guys finish last obviously have not met you !

Picture of the day

Missing you melbourne buggers! From left: Adilah the small one, Tutu the sweet Tawainese, Su the noisy one, Jian the king (hey, its my blog , i write whatever i like) & and Zed my closest friend in mebourne

Of Muscles and Beauty

2007-01-15T12:18:00.000+08:00

Wtf! i took like half an hour figuring out my password and username for my blog. And i just freaking created it YESTERDAY !! Talk about short term memory =P I currently have the writing bug in me, but how long sould this last i wouldn't know ... Hit the gym today with Jason and Ngan. I am gonna sound like a freaking kid/himbo but heck , I WANT WASBOARD ABS.

Girl 1: Hey , i got sand all over my shirt...
Jian : No worries! *takes her shirt and scrubs it on his washboard abs*
Girl 1: ahhhhhhhh.....

I came a long way. Used to be pretty scrawny, guess its just human nature to never be satisfied with what we have. But isn't it a good thing? I mean if Bill gates was satisfied with Win94, we wouldnt have Windows XP and more recently Vista right? So maybe, just maybe being not satisfied with what we have can be a good thing. But i am not saying it applies to all things right. I personally feel that nowadays everyone is so fcuking materialistic! Not only the girls but the guys are guilty as well.

"Aiyo, that guy just now ask me for my number, but his phone is only a Nokia 3320, you think i would give meh? " Yes you, you know who you are! So if it was a Nokia N90 you give your number right? Lol

And don't even let me even start with that inner beauty crap that you were taught when you were young or in those Disney morally right crappy movies. I mean ever wonder why that "geek" in the show is soo fcuking goodlooking/pretty/hot/ sexy? Innner beauty my arse!Try putting someone like this (Yes, Bush is fugly)

So i wont be a hypocrite by saying plastic surgery isn't morally right or stuff like that. To all the people who wants to go under the knife, i say GO AHEAD IF IT MAKES U FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF! Just don't get like E-cups boobs or look like barbie then its find. =X

Picture of the day:
Crap, i am such a himbo... hahaha, Okay okay, i admit, this is call posing.(take note Chiew Mei)

And you guys better work out. That's Su carrying me, no joke, 72kgs =.="

Post No.1

2007-01-14T21:23:00.000+08:00

Goodness it took me so long to figure a name for my blog. I was going for Jianboy(my old blog name) but then again, it sounded gay and heck i am going to be 20. I ain't a boy no more! i am a MAN. No, no i didn't highlight it cause i was insecure of my manhood. So yeah, back to my rants. My new year's resolution is to minimise my cursing and swearing, it aint fcuking easy. Haha my mom have a problem with me saying "suck my balls" (yes, yes i do say that all the time)

Eg. Bloody stupid driver, don't know how to give signal ar? Suck my balls la! So they worry that one day someone would actually do it? =_=

No.2 To be so much more sincere, sometimes i say things but i don't even mean a word. "Sorry" & "Thank you" comes easily..
So starting from now, no more compliments form me Melissa =P

No.3 To be so much more humble and caring. I don't know since when, but lately i have become a cynic. I think donations are a scam, I think the beggar down the street should stop bloody beggin and heck, find a job. And yes, you the blind man that comes to Rhasta with your son/nephew/step-son what so ever should, do something other than beg....do what? heck i know.LOL. So yes starting from now, i shall donate? I shall give my friends the benefit of doubt?

Pic Of the Day (BTW pic of the day is me shamelessly camwhoring, at least thats what Chiew Mei calls it? I swear Chiew Mei, i dont pose for pictures!)

Marie, Jian & Suchi