A semi-neutral view on the election result and a drunk friend

Today is one of the happiest days of my life. The opposition won 5 states. Kedah, Penang, Perak, Kelantan and SELANGOR are all now opposition states. Barisan National (BN) has also been denied a 2/3 majority in the Parliment. That is something to be happy about.

Through out the years, the Malaysian constitution have been change so many times that if our founding fathers were to see it, they probably wouldn't even recognize it (to amend the constitution one would require 2/3 of the Parliament votes).

Now let me comment on some of the contestants.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi

I don't hate him, I reckon because of him this year's election has been rather "democratic", unlike previous election. But I personally feel he is not cut out to be PM, he is too weak and indecisive. He likes saying "let the rakyat decide" but in fact is too chicken to make choices that is necessary and unpopular.

He says he value's freedom of speech but blacks out the infamous BERSIH protest although the event was featured in CNBC, CNN Reuters and Al Jazeera.

And of course there is the "how corrupt is he" issue. Come on, he got a boat for FREE from Ananda Krishnan, doesn't that speak volumes?

Our PM is also guilty of cronyism (trust me, I got this from someone who is a government contractor). But I guess all Prime Ministers are corrupt to a certain extend.

Najib Tun Razak

Our Deputy Prime Minister is a joke. He shouldn't have even be allowed to contest. The Mongolian woman scandal, and how he says he wants to bath the keris with Chinese blood. Seriously, he should just be expelled from the party if UMNO knows whats good for them.

Ong Ka Ting

President of MCA.I know he didn't run this election but here is my 2 cents about him. He is like the PM's lap dog. PM ask him to stand, he stand, ask him to sit, he sit. Fighting for Chinese rights? what a joke. The non-Malays have less right now than they have 50 years ago.

Chan Kong Choi

Neither was he in the line up. Would love to comment but shall not out of respect for a friend of mine.

Sammy Vellu

About time he lost, hahaha, about time. Arrogant guy, only looking out for himself. Too busy taking care of 3 wives until he neglects the Indian population. Honestly, open your eyes, the Hindraf gathering was your wake up call but you choose to ignore it and say that "The majority of the Indian population doesn't feel the same."

Jeff Ooi

The famous blogger, I didn't expect him to win but he won. Honestly, although I'm happy that DAP won the seat I personally think blogging is his forte but not politics. But he might surprise us all. Lets see to it that he keeps his promise to open up more Chinese primary school in Penang.

Anwar Ibrahim

Pretty unlucky not to be able to participate in this years election. But truth to be told, I don't really fancy him either. During his early political career, he was extremely Pro-Malay, everything is for Malays and Malays deserve to rule Msia. Now, just because he was kicked out of UMNO he decided to appeal to "Malaysians". But maybe his time in prison change his perception or something. How genuine and sincere is he, I guess that is something we would never know.

ON Another unrelated issue. I had one of the hardest laugh I ever had in a long time. All names have been change.

Puck, "Guys, she hates me, she fucking hates me." walks in while chucking a full bottle of vodka down his throat.

Zack, "Hey she doesn't hate you but you should forget about her, like seriously,"

Puck,"Her mom fucking loves me, her brother too, and her mom puts my shoes in her room,"

Chucks another gulp down.

"Our kids will be very beautiful"

Em," Hey you freak her out enough already, honestly, don't tell her that"

Zack,"Seriously, who cares if her mom loves you, its not like you going to hook up with her,"

Pucks,"She fucking hates me,"

A few moments later,

Em,"Hey guys, he is feeling me up" (touching her boobs)

Zack and I ran over and drag him off. And sends him to his room.

Puck starts putting his hand in his pants. By this time he has finished the whole bottle of Vodka.

Puck," Zack would you show me your boobs so that i can wank off?"

He starts rubbing his hand in his pants.

Zack,"What the fuck Puck, I swear if I see that thing I will so hit you, put it AWAY"

Throws a blazer on Puck's pants.

What was I doing? I was laughing so hard the whole time.

What a night. Apparently he was still running around at 4am. Poor Zack, didn't see him for lunch nor dinner today.

Picture of the day:

This is soooo cute. Love you dear.