Of Gym

Ah, so 3 exams down, 2 more to go. It seems that every student in my residence is done with exams and its only me being cooped up in my room studying day and night-_-

Just outside, students play toilet horse shoe, touch football, or just hanging out. It gets pretty hard to concentrate -___- But today, it was cold and gloomy, I never though I would be grateful for a gloomy day (:

My routine has been study, sleep & gym. Speaking about gym, how many of you guys wanted to chat up that hot guy/girl at your local gym? Well here are some lines to help you out (the work below is not mine and has been taken out from a fitness blog).

To chat up a hot guy at the gym.

1. “You got a new iPod. Should I get the 10 gig or the 30 gig?”
2. “Can you close the bracelet for me?”
3. “Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?”
4. “Do you think that class instructor good?”
5. “Can you teach me how to use this machine?”
6. “Do you know any workout to reduce the breast size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.”
7. “I never do this, but I think you’re cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.”
8. “That’s a stain on my bra top, isn’t obvious?” (pointing to the breast)
9. “They say missionary position help men to work out the chest and triceps, is it true?
10. “Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?”

To chat up a hot girl at the gym.

1. “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.”
2. “Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.”
3. “I’m afraid that I have to ask you to leave. Your sexy body is making other girls here look really bad.”
4. “Can I take your picture with my camera phone? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what I want for this Christmas.”
5. “I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.”
6. “Are your legs tired? You have been running in my mind all day.”
7. “I’ve got a 6 inch tongue and please teach me how to use it.”
8. “Hello. If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe?”
9. “Hi, my name’s [name]. Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight.”
10. “Nice legs you have! What time do they open?”

Picture of the day:Serena and Daydream (: Just 2 more months <3

Of Residence Life.

I don't know how could people study here in residence. Just when you are in the mood to study, you look outside and you see people just hanging out in the quad, playing ultimate frisbie and soccer. Its almost impossible to have to will to continue studying. So residence life has almost come to an end. How do i find it? It's been heck of an experience. My dining hall, doesn't it look like something out of Harry Potter movies?
Another hilarious on-going thing in my residence is the problem with washroom. My floor has 2 really smelly people. One of them is an one athlete so he constantly smells like sweat. Another has a bowel problem or something cause her poo smells really horrible, its like the worst smelling poo ever. It takes a day to get rid of the smell. Because of that i use the washroom at the end of the corridor (there are a total of 4 bathrooms). And then at that bathroom there is a war brewing. Girls and guys have separated their bathroom due to complaints about each other's bad habit.This is the guy's bathroom. As you can see it says, "Penises' Washroom".
And the other washroom says, "Vaginas' washrooms (and Jian)" Apparently I got a vagina -_-

Then there is the whole missing food scandal that require Bucci (the don) to take some measures.
"The floor has gone missing, if this persists the Don will take action to stop this from happening in the future"

But it wasn't much of a use.Lol.

I'll also miss people leaving messages on my door.

Gatehouse, Phoenix for life.

Long-distance has been tough for Serena and me. I wish someone would write a book on how to get through it and come up with a magic fix. We are more sensitive and things are harder, but disagreement after disagreement we are still together (: And 2 more months and 10 days till i see you again. Love you.

Of Interview and Ice Hockey

Finally had my JP Morgan Chase & Co. telephone interview today. it was suppose to be yesterday but due to a series of unfortunate events it was postponed to today.
The guy went easy on me I think, he mainly focus on basic questions like where are you studying, when are you coming back, etc?
Hehehe, he was kinda confuse with my whole exchange thing. He thought I was in Australia and he got a shock when i told him it will take me 2 days to fly back.

He just asked me a few finance questions and a little about JP Morgan Chase and what do i expected out of it.
So now, i will be awaiting my forms which i have to fill up so they could run a background check on me to see whether i am a potential terrorist (:
Keeping my finger's crossed, hopefullyeverything goes smoothly.

When To see Ice Hockey last Sunday and i must say it was intense!
Brutal knocks and trips. Damn referee, why must you break-up so many potential fights when we the crowd were chanting "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!"

Thats the Marlies Mascot!

The game, we lost 3-4. It seems that every game i watch, the team that i support always end up losing.

Merchandises from the game. Hockey Shirt, Finger and cheering kit.

Zaheer from UAE found something useful to do with them.
He is trying to compensate for something-_- Thank goodness he doesn't know i blog.

PS:Thank you dear, for calming me down and giving me words of encouragement for my telephone interview <3

Of being ripped.

Introducing Ryan Reynolds, not only do I think he is one of Hollywoods most versatile actor, Van Vilder (comedy), Definitely Maybe (Romance) and Blade Trinity (Action) and now he is going to star as Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. He is now my official goal during my workouts. I'm almost there =P Hannibal King.
Check out those abs. He does his abs first before any other exercise. At one point, the paparazzi thought he had ab implants, I don't blame them.
He hits the gym 4 times a week each day doing a major muscle-Chest, Back, Arms and Legs.
Not only did he gain 20 pounds (9kg) he cut his body fat from 11% to 3%. Men's Health. Drool girls, drool.

But honestly Asian girls don't like ripped guys. Asian girls likeBad shape. -_-''