Of Debts and Egos

Finally settled my debts. Haha, Sorry Eric you couldn't close the accounts for a month. But i swear, I honestly forgotten about it. Anyway if Stef told me the truth that i owed money to you not someone else, heck i care =P. But yes, its good to be debt free!

And guys, pre-departure briefings are crap. What a waste of time, its not that they tell you anything new, but they just repeat what that can be already read in those little booklets you get. Yup, i when to Monash Pre-departure briefing. THANKS EMILY! it was real FUN i swear i had the greatest time ever over there!! Met a few familiar faces though, guess Monash Clayton is gonna be invaded by Taylornians."Papa, how do i get back from Sungei Way?" And the result..

Yup, our trusty guide. Haha, it was not really helpful. Honestly, the only reason why we manage to get there and back its BECAUSE OF ME!!! =P Don't you feel blessed that I have extremely good sense of direction. coughs*

On another note, guys please bloody keep your egos intact. I hate egoistic fcukers. Yup, i hate myself =P Hahaha, but seriously just cause you got this and that, and a few praises your head goes through the roof? So yeah KEEP YOUR BLOODY EGOS to yourself. Don't make me stuff that oversize ego through your bottom. =D

My MSN is reconnecting every 20 secs. Some people think i probably suffer from lack of attention LOL.

Picture of the day:

So bloody true! LOL

Of Looks and Brains

What? you got a 95 TER? What your average is a High Distinction? What, you got into the best class? Those are the comments i hear over and over again. Do i really look stupid?!?! Or like some future sampah masyarakat?

It seems to me that acedemically, i am always doubted. Reason? Heck i know, maybe at times after a bad hair cut it looks like those of VCD/DVD sellers down at Petaling street. Or maybe i have a blur/stupid/idiotic/perverted/couldn't careless/dumb fcuk look but com'on didn't we all learn not to judgea book by its cover?! Even my parents doubted my ablilities>.<

So guess i just have to live my whole life proving them wrong right? Or not i would be stereotype as one of those futureless Sampah Masyarakat. And trust me, hahaha, proving them wrong is SATISFYING! And to all my non-doubters out there?!!

A kiss from me to you!!!

Picture of the day:

Genting was fun guys. From left: Alison, Su, Hendry, Zed, Benny, Marie, Jian and Emily

Of Speedos and Speed

Went swimming yesterday at freaking 4.30pm at RSC. I need a bloody tan, cause i am as fair as my caucasion counterpart =_= And i love an empty pool. You know, Empty pool= Can-do-stupid-things-that-you-won't-normally-do-when-there-are-people-around. Eg, Creating your very own swiming style! Doing flips and what-nots. Anyway, half way through my laps, this dude turn up, he was in his early 30s. I won't call him fat, but he had a stomach the size of humpty dumpty(wtf! i don't know who to compare to) BUT, hear this BUT, he was WEARING SPEEDOS!

For those who are new to the water world, let me give you a low down on how things work.

• Long/Track pants. These are the utterly noobies. No professional swimmer would give recognition to them. These people cause the pool to be in an utter mess after using them. Wtf guys, long pants are not mean to be in the pool!!GROSS asses!


• BoardShorts. Okay okay, these are more beach-goers than Pros, but hey, at least its boardshorts. Boardshorts win over long/track pants anyday! So in a way they do get alittle more respect.


• Swiming pants. Well these stuff doesn't exactly have the V-shape that exposes your pubes that Speedos have but its more like those tight hot short pants that girls wear. =_= So yes, armatures swimmers wear these!!


• Speedos/Swimming Trunks. Now people who wear these are the TOP DOGS in the pool. (Unless you got no shame =P) Their ahemmm are carefully trim so that their fellow swimmers don't have to see anything unslightly. (Sometimes, when i see hair in pools it makes me wonder =P)

And i was so right, he was swimming fast! Free-style, back-stroke, breast-stroke, butterfly. He was whooping my arse in terms of speed and stamina. How fast am I you ask?? Well, I was after all a school swimmer ^.^

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How you like that speedos man! I am pimping and your not, you OLD man =P Just felt like proving a point to him you know XD

Of Cleaning and Birthdays

I finally freaking got down to cleaning my room today. Why? I guess after reading Kenneth post on procrastination i decided to get down to work. And heck, it sure helps if you have a good friend whom doubles up as a neighbour. Benny my man, thanks for helping out. Although all you did was carry some plastic bags and a drawer =_=. But heck, thanks for just giving me moral support!

Jian carrying some of his junk. Notice his collection of comics =P

Thats Benny carrying Jian's junk.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!!!!

Jian, Mom, Dad & Bro

Cake 1

Cake 2!!! Now this is more like a Birthday Cake.

My cousins came too. The eldest one had been staying with us for 10 years and the 2nd a good 7 years!?!??! But they moved out mid of last year.

Picture of the day:
How come my brother and dad can turn red but i turn green when consuming alcohol?!?!??!!? HAHHAHAHAHH

Of Church and Ukwang,Adrian, Sean

OMG, i must have missed church for the 1235234 times and counting. Sigh, when will I have the bloody determination to get up on time and head to church? Getting up for food ain't a problem, getting up to meet friends ain't a problem, getting up for gym ain't a problem, GETTING UP AT 5am to prepare to go to GENTING ain't a problem. Then why is getting up for church seems so bloody IMPOSSIBLE?

ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE LIFE-LONG MYSTERIES!!!!

Met up with a bunch of friends yesterday at TGIF. I was such an idiot, i didn't ask whether its the TGIF in One U or the TGIF in the curve and thus assume it was at 1u only to find out later thats in the curve. I BLOODY walk HOME from 1u, grab my car and headed to the Curve. Don't worry i wasn't piss at any of you. Althought suchitra did forget to msg me and marie didn't exactly give me very clear instructions. I was just piss at myself for being such a himbo =_= BTW, yesterday was fun guys!

I just realize that i won't be able to see U Kwang, Adrian and Sean for a very long time. I mean i won't be back for winter, and i don't think any of them are coming back too for winter. So i guess i am just going to wish you guys best of luck in whatever that you do!

U Kwang my buddy, hanging out with you when you came back for your winter break has been awesome man! Don't worry, don't worry everything is under control( you get me=P), gonna miss those chill out days just sitting around talking rubbish.

Adrian, errrr ain't that close to you, but heck, i like your demented humour and emo~ness. And not to mention your real wicked sick football skills !!
Sean, your so bloody lame. But keep yourself that way, when i need a good laugh i know who to look for.Till then, keep your asses safe, i heard London got famous ass-rapers =P Off to catch the Arsenal Vs Man United match! GO ARSENAL!!!

Picture of the day:

The Legendary Class of S8 2005!!! Yes yes, thats what happens when you are in a Pre-U engineering class. =_=

Of Theives and Sleepless Nights

Friday morning:

Reach home from Maisons at 4am, took off my shoes, wash my face and was preparing for a goodnights sleep. Just when i was about to doze off to dreamland, MY PHONE RANG.

"Who the fcuk...."

"What? a phone call from mom? she must think that i am stil out or something."

"Yeah, mom?"

"Are you at home? Are you in your room?"

"Yes i am, and yes i am in my room, why?"

"Did you go to the kitchen just now? "

huh? kitchen? i when straight up...

"No, i didn't i head straight up and wash up why?"

"Okay son, lock your doors now, i think someone is downstairs.."

OMG this is so freaking cool, my house got broken into, just a few weeks back my bro was telling me about his friend and his parents who overpowered 2 armed robbers. Well i WAS kinda excited, maybe its cause i wasn't thinking straight from all that alcohol. LOL...

"Okay mom, "

"I'll call you back later..."

After making sure that the doors are all tightly shut i woke my brother up.

"Eh Jian Hao, mommy thinks theres someone in our house."

"HUuurrr??" ( he was still kinda groggy, =X )

"Yeah i am serious, there is someone in our house, at least thats what mommy tells me la."

He got up to put on his underwear. Oh oh, he was wearing sarong, my dad and my bro wears sarong to sleep. No no, pants is good enough for me.

Jian with his weapon of choice, his old guitar!!

My bro with his weapon of choice, some gym equipment =_=

My dad with his weapon of choice, a golf stick

After waiting for like half an hour i couldn't stand the tension no more.

"Mommy, lets all go out now" ( i called her on her mobile)

"I going to call the homeguards and police"

"No need la, Jian Hao also awake already! lets just go out "

"But..."

"Me and Jian Hao going out now"

"Okay okay, ..."

So we open our door and look out. It sounded pretty quiet.By this time, my dad was also out holding his weapon, the golf stick. We when down and everything was fine, there was nothing , nobody. I felt Slightly dissapointed. So much for being a hero. And what a false alarm, its 5 am and the 4 of us are checking the house like fools. Apparently, its my maid who when to the bath room that cause the noise. But what a day!!!

BTW, my dad's birthday is on the 22nd. Any ideas what to get him?

Picture of the day:

Albert really looks good in thongs!!!

Of Dinner and Dance

Man i am tired!!! Still havent recovered from yesterday i guess. I WHEN TO A SALSA CLUB yesterday for the first time in my life with my dance class. Yes yes, Jian is taking SALSA. Now we all know why this blog shall remain annoymous for the time being. Guess i am not man enough to reveal that i take salsa. But in my defence, Chor Yeow says its sexy that guys take salsa =X And i bet OTHER girls think so too =P

At 8pm i met up with Jackson and Jenny. Jenny is the only one whom is younger than me . The rest of them are like what? mid-20s. So yeah, Jackson was nice enough to fetch the both of us there. Those who sat in my car before should know how bad i am at directions. Just ask U Kwang who was my GPS the whole year throught during SAM ...

So being a total noob at Salsa( Come on, i attended only like what? 3 classes) i felt left out =_= Everyone there had so many funky moves and all i could do was basic.

Instructor: Eh, Jian come dance, what you doing sitting on your bum?
Jian : But i can't dance that well ...
Instructor: Come dance with this girl, just do basic then i teach you some moves
Jian : Don't want... i shy
Instructor: This one is a good car, i test drive before! Faster come!
(Its so weird how guys compare the girls with cars, hahaha maybe i am not at that age yet where i earn my own money to buy cars, and after much persuasion i finally did go... The lady i dance with had a pretty high tolerance level, trust me i know how bad i am =P)

The food isn't that great. I was still hungry when i came back. Su was nice enough to accompany me for dinner at what time? 11 pm . LOL. Jovan and David join us later. After so long only call me right Jovan? I UPSET! Anyway, bugger better make some time for me so that we can go rock climb. And i think i shisha too much yesterday ...
Su Yee!!!! and CHAN JIAN WEN


David Chiew, aka DOGG!!! ( i got scolded for calling you dogg so many times before, some people just don't understand its a guy's thing )
JOVAN I DON"T bloody have a picture of you , but hey, that guy looks quite like you >.<

Picture of the day:

From Left: Su Yee, Zed and Jian
Hope you had a great time here in Msia Zed! Ciaoz!

Of Old Friends and Best Friend

Ah just came back from Bakerzin after meetiing up with 2 old school friends. Honestly, i wanted to blow the whole thing off, i mean i thought it would be pretty weird meeting up with people whom I have not talk to for like 4 years? The thought of it alone is intimidating. i dont know why but this senario keeps going over and over again in my head

Jian: Hey, hi Ching Mun, hi Ai Xuan.
Cm : Hey....
Ax : Hey.... (After a long, long, loooonnggg moment of silence.. )
Jian: Nice hair?!?!?!? Nice Shirt??? Nice weather? LOL

But that didnt happen did it? everything turn out pretty well! hope to catch up with you guys again soon, and hopefully other Bu people too =PFrom left: Ching Mun & Ai Xuan

On another unrealted issue! IAN LIM ZHI REN! when are you going to see me? the last time i met up with you is during Christmas, and that also cause your mom call me! What's this best friend, i abit upset. I know you have a girl now and all, but i wasn't like that when i had a girl, i mean you must always find an equlibrium! I know she's going back to Perth, but when she returns to Perth your best friend here also goes back to Melbourne =_="

Haha, i was just reminiscing about the time when i got you knock down by a car and i took flight, the time when i kick the ball up a tree and a BLOODY BEEHIVE came down, the whole bunch of us football fools ran like idiots with 2 people ending up in the hospital. All the crazy times when we ponteng school at BU and what about the time when you came over to pick up a dead cat in my garden cause i was too gross out by it =P And what about catching cockroaches in my bathroom screaming like sissy!! Those were the days. Guess i am feeling kinda nostalgic.
I am gonna upload it even though i look fugly in it !And here is you with your pimping side! Whoever said that nice guys finish last obviously have not met you !

Picture of the day

Missing you melbourne buggers! From left: Adilah the small one, Tutu the sweet Tawainese, Su the noisy one, Jian the king (hey, its my blog , i write whatever i like) & and Zed my closest friend in mebourne

Of Muscles and Beauty

Wtf! i took like half an hour figuring out my password and username for my blog. And i just freaking created it YESTERDAY !! Talk about short term memory =P I currently have the writing bug in me, but how long sould this last i wouldn't know ... Hit the gym today with Jason and Ngan. I am gonna sound like a freaking kid/himbo but heck , I WANT WASBOARD ABS.

Girl 1: Hey , i got sand all over my shirt...
Jian : No worries! *takes her shirt and scrubs it on his washboard abs*
Girl 1: ahhhhhhhh.....

I came a long way. Used to be pretty scrawny, guess its just human nature to never be satisfied with what we have. But isn't it a good thing? I mean if Bill gates was satisfied with Win94, we wouldnt have Windows XP and more recently Vista right? So maybe, just maybe being not satisfied with what we have can be a good thing. But i am not saying it applies to all things right. I personally feel that nowadays everyone is so fcuking materialistic! Not only the girls but the guys are guilty as well.

"Aiyo, that guy just now ask me for my number, but his phone is only a Nokia 3320, you think i would give meh? " Yes you, you know who you are! So if it was a Nokia N90 you give your number right? Lol

And don't even let me even start with that inner beauty crap that you were taught when you were young or in those Disney morally right crappy movies. I mean ever wonder why that "geek" in the show is soo fcuking goodlooking/pretty/hot/ sexy? Innner beauty my arse!Try putting someone like this (Yes, Bush is fugly)

So i wont be a hypocrite by saying plastic surgery isn't morally right or stuff like that. To all the people who wants to go under the knife, i say GO AHEAD IF IT MAKES U FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF! Just don't get like E-cups boobs or look like barbie then its find. =X

Picture of the day:
Crap, i am such a himbo... hahaha, Okay okay, i admit, this is call posing.(take note Chiew Mei)


And you guys better work out. That's Su carrying me, no joke, 72kgs =.="

Post No.1

Goodness it took me so long to figure a name for my blog. I was going for Jianboy(my old blog name) but then again, it sounded gay and heck i am going to be 20. I ain't a boy no more! i am a MAN. No, no i didn't highlight it cause i was insecure of my manhood. So yeah, back to my rants. My new year's resolution is to minimise my cursing and swearing, it aint fcuking easy. Haha my mom have a problem with me saying "suck my balls" (yes, yes i do say that all the time)

Eg. Bloody stupid driver, don't know how to give signal ar? Suck my balls la! So they worry that one day someone would actually do it? =_=

No.2 To be so much more sincere, sometimes i say things but i don't even mean a word. "Sorry" & "Thank you" comes easily..
So starting from now, no more compliments form me Melissa =P

No.3 To be so much more humble and caring. I don't know since when, but lately i have become a cynic. I think donations are a scam, I think the beggar down the street should stop bloody beggin and heck, find a job. And yes, you the blind man that comes to Rhasta with your son/nephew/step-son what so ever should, do something other than beg....do what? heck i know.LOL. So yes starting from now, i shall donate? I shall give my friends the benefit of doubt?

Pic Of the Day (BTW pic of the day is me shamelessly camwhoring, at least thats what Chiew Mei calls it? I swear Chiew Mei, i dont pose for pictures!)

Marie, Jian & Suchi