Girl 1: Hey , i got sand all over my shirt...
Jian : No worries! *takes her shirt and scrubs it on his washboard abs*
Girl 1: ahhhhhhhh.....
I came a long way. Used to be pretty scrawny, guess its just human nature to never be satisfied with what we have. But isn't it a good thing? I mean if Bill gates was satisfied with Win94, we wouldnt have Windows XP and more recently Vista right? So maybe, just maybe being not satisfied with what we have can be a good thing. But i am not saying it applies to all things right. I personally feel that nowadays everyone is so fcuking materialistic! Not only the girls but the guys are guilty as well."Aiyo, that guy just now ask me for my number, but his phone is only a Nokia 3320, you think i would give meh? "
Yes you, you know who you are! So if it was a Nokia N90 you give your number right? LolAnd don't even let me even start with that inner beauty crap that you were taught when you were young or in those Disney morally right crappy movies. I mean ever wonder why that "geek" in the show is soo fcuking goodlooking/pretty/hot/ sexy? Innner beauty my arse!Try putting someone like this
(Yes, Bush is fugly)So i wont be a hypocrite by saying plastic surgery isn't morally right or stuff like that. To all the people who wants to go under the knife, i say GO AHEAD IF IT MAKES U FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF! Just don't get like E-cups boobs or look like barbie then its find. =X
Picture of the day:
Crap, i am such a himbo... hahaha, Okay okay, i admit, this is call posing.(take note Chiew Mei)
And you guys better work out. That's Su carrying me, no joke, 72kgs =.="
2 comments:
I'm very impressed with Su Yee.
And seriously, don't you ALREADY have washboard abs?
Seriously what was all that gym work for wei.
Big arms and a one pack?
Hahaha I love you la. I don't know WHY i said I would comment on EVERY post but I did it (except for one or two)
Oh wait i forgot to add:
So if i still had my Nokia 3310 no guy will ask for my number also la hor? I guess it works both ways?
Nah ppl still ask for my number.
THen when I whip out my trusty 3310 they cannot back out already, since they already ask.
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